The Vertigo of Existence of all CAPTIONS!!!

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W. is "thinking": "Gee, being up in the mountains sure makes you think. Like they've been here hundreds of years. Even before there were presidents. And how big everything is. Bigger than a circus when I was six. Bigger than a parade. Wow. I wish Wall Street could see this, then they wouldn't act so 'magnificant' and 'elegant' and stuff all the time. And then I see how fast it can all burn away, like the trees. And I'm really sad. I am. And that makes me think the really big things I've wondered all my life like why my dad has two middle names and I have only one? And how does the person who names you know what you're going to called in the future? Then the clouds are always shifting into clowns and things like toy barnyard animals, but without the noises. Wow. I love being in the mountains. It sure makes you think."