Reply #39: OK, you win, here's how it ends (warning: spoiler)

[Don Claybrook]

January, 2005, gray, bitter, snowy day in Washington, D.C.

Howard Dean takes the oath of office and, contrary to popular belief, he doesn't put Bush on a Greyhound bound for Crawford. He's classy enough to let him use Air Force One, which has also been loaded with every damned keyboard in the White House, W keys still intact.

The scene slowly fades out as you see Dean getting to work to begin to fix the horrible abortion that Bush has left for him.