"go ye unto the stores & buy many gifts in remembrance of me"

[mopaul]

...from the book of walmart:

'go ye and cutteth down a pine tree in my name, and adorneth it with tinsel and garland, and in thy front yard inflateth thee a giant plastic snow globe"

'do this every year, and try to outdoeth it every year after and covet thy neighbor's gaudy decorations, taking the money that could have been used to feed the poor and render it unto ceasar"

"ignore the poor houses and the rescue missions as ye passeth them by on thy way to dillards and target, and droppeth thee a pittance into the salvation army bucket to ease thy guilty and greedy soul"

"do this in remembrance of me"