Reply #9: I don't diagnose via video phone and tape recording

[izzybeans]

I'll have to check their chart record and then call a meeting with their treatment team. Lobotomies will begin should we deem them necessary.

Edited to add: Water-boardings shall be handed down on a case by case basis. Context specific conditions will be accounted for. Adopted children of Pro-Life wingnut families will be fitted for straight jackets and told constantly that their penis does not make them a bad boy. Others will be quarantined with the other incurables and put under the care of our new doctor Abu Graib. he comes with a whole set of classical psychiatric equipment. Shit you only find that stuff in medical museums. Yeah...we're pretty excited. Okay...back to work. Let's see here...