Reply #24: Funny letter. What stupid, fallacious, parroting nonsense

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"See if you can tear yourself away from your "reality" TV and Starbucks for a minute, pull your head out of your flabby ass -- and LISTEN UP!!" This is clearly not true. How can I have time for Starbucks and Reality TV when I am busy brainwashing college students to be liberal athiest America haters?

"THIS is not "torture" or an "atrocity." This is the kind of thing frat boys, sorority girls, and academy cadets do to newcomers." They flush Korans down the toilet in hazing rituals?

"Millions of these sons-of-bitches are plotting as we speak to destroy our country and our way of life any way they can." Why worry about them? We have millions of people like you to destroy this country right here!

"If they manage to get their hands on a nuke, chemical agents, or even some anthrax -- you will wish to God we had hunted them down and killed THEM while we had the chance." If a frog had wings it wouldn't bump its ass. And we do not go around killing people because they might some day get the weapons of which you speak.


"How many more Americans must be beheaded before you stop blaming Bush for all your troubles???" Every American head lopped off I blame on Shrub, as he is the one who created this mess that is getting heads lopped off.

Good God...how old is this e-mail? Aren't these last August's talking points?

"Stop bitchin' about your Damn Health Care, Social Security, Gas Prices, and your measly 5.25% Unemployment Rate...and start worrying about you, your family's, and your friends' asses." By "bitchin'" about these things, I AM TRYING saving people's asses.