I Think A Lame-Ass, Freep Troll Followed Me Home From DU...

[DistressedAmerican]

Since I started the "NO MORE EXCUSES! END THE ABUSES!" campaign I am suddenly getting a flurry of freep hatemail.



Most of it is the run of the mill one time flame. Makes me happy to see the spike in activity. The message must be getting out.

There is this one numb-nuts that seems to have WAY too much time on his hands. He keeps insinuating that I should know him. The only likely way I would is if they are a lurking troll here.

I wouldn't waste my time on this loser asshat. But, I thought you may get yet another laugh at yet another pointless troll weasel...

FIRST MESSAGE:
Stop the abuses of the Southern USA! Kill those douchebag Yankees!
I'm distressed that you're an American. And your ideas suck.
Also, you abuse exclamation points!!!!! Asshole.

Second Message:
Are we having fun yet? Do you know who I am yet? Here's a hint: I live in the South.
Fuck you, man.
By the way, I won't read whatever response you send to this addresss. My REAL email address is...yeah, right.


THIRD MESSAGE:
I never read emails that may piss me off. Instead, I piss off assholes like you, then delete whatever they send back to me. Ha! YOU LOSE!

(See, that's why my email address is [email protected]. Dumbass.)

I sure an glad my freaking enemy is comprised of folks like this ineffectual little weasel. This kind of pointless flaming will never match our coordinated and motivated action. Makes me certain that the end is near for their kind!