Reply #5: This is too precious

[jpgray]

"Bush never did report to the Alabama Air National Guard. He may not even know where its barracks were. That's because during the period in question, Bush was serving his country elsewhere, in a clandestine military unit: the Special Undercover Missions Service (SUMS), an elite air-force agency specializing in national security and acts of espionage."

Now I've heard everything. When did he do his training for this elite force? Since he was only missing for a few months, he went through the elite training and spent time in Vietnam and Cambodia as a member of an elite special forces unit all in that short amount of time? Give me a break--this guy can't even ride a Segway.

edit: LOL, and yes, I took this seriously for a moment. Now that I've read the entire artcile, I take it back. I have DU syndrome today.