Reply #7: I'll prolly make a video to to this...

[thebigidea]

with this bit as an intro:

THE HANNITY YOUTH

PITCHMAN:
Hey, do you want to be a pompous jerkoff who points his finger at people?

SLOB:
I guess so...

PITCHMAN:
Have you ever wanted to cut off some poor bozo's mic before he interrupted your ignorant tirade?

SLOB:
Sometimes...

PITCHMAN:
Do you like sitting next to whiny stooges that take a fall like a faded champ every night?

SLOB:
Only if he's as good-looking as Alan Colmes.

ANNOUNCER:
Had it up to here with critical thinking?
Then you need to get Hannitized!

GUY:
Its like being sodomized, only it lasts forever.

hannity jugend run amok in the suburbs, stealing prescription medication, burning books and records, beating up "intellectuals" in ridiculous prop glasses who clutched tattered copies of 1984 and Farenheit 451.

ANNOUNCER:
The Hannity Youth... disciplined, dense, and decisive!
The Hannity Youth... organized, enraged, and out to lunch...
The Hannity Youth... Make way for Murdoch, make way for murder!

KID:
I've been in the Hannity Youth since I was twelve. I don't think, I just hate.

KID 2:
I joined when I was 9 - I can't remember the last time I said something that wasn't handed to me.

camera pulls back, revealing guy holding cue card...

ANNOUNCER:
Get Hannitized! Call now and deliver evil to your door -
order the Savage Sean Neocon Full Frontal Action Kit!
With free armbands, manifestos, muddled messages,
and a stale crust of bread for Alan Colmes,
who comes stuffed in a crate,
completely naked and utterly submissive.

KID:
Wow! Now I can sneer at everybody!

KID 2:
Now I can take orders like a champ!

KID 3:
I can't wait to be told what to do!

KID:
I don't know what I'm talking about -
but I'll tell you anyway!

KID 2:
I blame Clinton's penis - because mine is very small!

KID 3:
I just like to blame anybody but me -
especially when I'm wrong!

ANNOUNCER:
Join the ready, the willing, the brownshirt inclined!
Because an End to Evil begins at home - and the Empire
must last a thousand years...

(the kids do that stiff-fingered sean hannity pointing gesture like a salute, ala seig heil)

KID:
One people!

KID 2:
One nation!

KIS 3:
One newschannel!

ALL:
Amen!

ANNOUNCER:
A message from the Project for a New American Century...