Reply #15: OK, if you want...

[EstimatedProphet]

Understand also, I have heard people say similar things, so here goes...
Freeper: Bill and Hillary Clinton are responsible for the Iraq uprising. While Bill was busy destroying the office of President and torturing unborn babies for his sick fantasies, he secretly met with Saddam Hussein and put Hussein under his control. Hussein has left secret instructions and weapons caches throughout Iraq so that if anything ever happened to him, the Iraqi people could uprise and attack the United States. This was all Hillary's plan, because she hates Americans. Eventually Iraq will become so destabilized that it will threaten Israel. Israelis will become frightened, and convert to Christianity at the last minute, and this will bring about the second coming of Christ, who will defeat Bill Clinton, because he is, after all, the Anti-Christ.
See, the thing is, diehard Freepers are effectively schizophrenic. What else can you say about someone who believes Satan lives in the White House and is personally trying to destroy you? Yet, fundamentalist Freepers actually believe things like this. Someone said today on DU that the Freepers don't need education, they need deprogramming. I'd agree with that.