Reply #43: Merry Fitzmas!

[globalvillage]

I want to write a song, too!!!

DU Chorus
Ohhh…
We’re getting somthin for Fitzmas,
bush*caused a war and we’re mad.
We’re getting somthin for Fitzmas,
Cause Scooter and Karl were bad.

bush*:
I lied about the WMD,
Somebody snitched on me.
Then I claimed I’d make ‘em free,
Somebody snitched on me.
Told the press bout Valerie Plame,
Got someone to leak her name.
Holy hell, I have no shame.
Somebody snitched on me.

DU Chorus
Ohhh…
We’re getting somthin for Fitzmas,
bush*caused a war and we’re mad.
We’re getting somthin for Fitzmas,
Cause Scooter and Karl were bad.

Libby:
I wrote a letter to Judy.
Somebody snitched on me.
The aspen’s more than just a tree.
Somebody snitched on me.
We turn in clusters on our root.
Our defense is nearly moot.
Most of us will get the boot.
Somebody snitched on me.

DU Chorus
Ohhh…
We’re getting somthin for Fitzmas,
bush*caused a war and we’re mad.
We’re getting somthin for Fitzmas,
Cause Scooter and Karl were bad.

Bolton, Rove, Cheney et al:
No yellowcake bought from Niger.
Somebody snitched on me.
Our time’s up, the end is near.
Somebody snitched on me.
Cooper, Novak and the press
Leaked her name and what a mess.
Now we fear we must confess.
Somebody snitched on me.

DU Chorus
Ohhh…
We’re getting somthin for Fitzmas,
bush*caused a war and we’re mad.
We’re getting somthin for Fitzmas,
Cause Scooter and Karl were bad.