Reply #5: My God! This thing works!

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Wesley Clark will crush the shrub = share humanitarian peace

Karl Rove eats babies = defend military tax cuts

Bush went AWOL = weed out partisan spending

I read Democratic Underground every day! = instill moral opportunity

Freepers are a bunch of dumb, ignorant rednecks = change un-American agendas

Bill Clinton was America's greatest president = weed out French insecurity

Where's Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein? = empower Reagan-era security

Where's Waldo? = protect heroic traditions

Would you like to super-size that? = promote heroic education (this is my favorite!)

fo shizzle ma nizzle = protect homeland heritage

Rush Limbaugh has anal warts = invest in American funding

Vikings are 3-0! = change biased spending

I like Howard Dean = stimulate family aid

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Go fuck yourself = remove partisan taxes