Rice "surprise" visit to Ameriraq! Happy Times are Here Again!!!

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Yes, idiot america, our beloved secretary of state, the over qualified epitome of intelligentsia, has landed in in newly acquired province of Ameriraq.

Times are wonderful there - Fallujah just wrapped up is bid to host the 2020 Summer Olympics. While there, Rice plans to celebrate May 15's INTERNATIONAL CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTORS DAY by visiting the joyous troops who are still flowered with the sweet aroma of rose petals after their peaceful two year stay in beautiful Baghdad.

She plans to visit Uzbekistan later in the week to attend the annual celebration of the complete extinction of Islam, Socialism, communism, and tyranny - thanks to the diplomacy and prayers of her higher power - W*.

Yes America - USA is still #1 in the World - Beloved, admired, respected, and the world icon of peace, progress, love, and tenderness.

SOOOO . . . Stars and Stripes- Wal-mart - Jesus - Support the Troops - buy a Hummer - watch cable tv - and don't forget to buy, buy, buy

. . .feeling down and out? Just visit the mall, pray, and thank Jesus every hour that you were born in America - Jesus' frist, oops, first stop on his 2008 Revelation Tour!!! be ready. . .shhhhhh<[/i>