To be a republican, first you must be an Asshole.

[mopaul]

every damn republican i know, including my own brother, is an asshole.

that is the one unifying trait they all possess. molly ivin's says republicans are 'just plain mean' people. it's so, so true.

they always pick the asshole's side on any issue. they say things only an asshole would say.

help the poor? fuck that, the poor should pull their weight or go to another country. consider diplomacy over military action? fuck that, blow em all to kingdom come. two people in love wanting to get married? fuck that, we decide who can marry or who can't, we're assholes. stay out of your death bed? fuck that, we'll tell you when to die or not, we're assholes.

only assholes would sanction the deaths of over 100,000 innocent Iraqi's without so much as shedding a tear. only assholes would vote for the stupidest man to ever haunt the white house, twice. barbara bush can't trouble her beautiful mind about body bags because she's an asshole.

the president is a big asshole, dick cheney is a bigger asshole, condi, wolfie, rummie are all major assholes, and all of their devotees are assholes.

that guy in the office who loves bush? he's an asshole, and you should tell him so. the republican party is the asshole party.