Reply #18: We were outmaneuvered by Rove.

[The Stranger]

The Chimp had to appoint Clinton, everyone was suggesting it publicly and Clinton was the right choice. But Rove included Bush the Elder to dilute the Clinton factor and to try to garner Chimp some credit as well. Rove also decided to have the Chimp send Jeb Bush to the tsunami-hit region, but Jeb Bush looks and sounds so insufferably stupid this appears almost to be a family joke.

Here's the point. Clinton had to accept and could not back out. What Clinton needs to do now is be Bill Clinton -- shine so much in this effort that people forget the imbecile father of the imbecile president. Once again Clinton is once again being beamed into people's living rooms everywhere. He is the greatest speaker recent U.S. politics has seen and wins people over whenever the media covers him. He can still one-up the plotting Rove, simply by being himself.

Someone email him this suggestion.