Bush "reinvents government"

[lanparty]

June 8, 20004
Washington DC - Today, president Bush is expected to announce a sweeping new program to streamline government. "We have too many department in government, there are two many secretaries I have to deal with. We need to cut it down" said Bush.

Bush's solution is revolutionary. All current cabinet positions will be consolidated down to three. Those three leaders will report directly to Bush.

Ministry of Plenty -
Labor, Commerce, Agriculture, Energy

Ministry of Love -
Homeland Security, CIA, FBI, ATF, Defense

Ministry of Truth -
Education, State, Justice, Interior, Veterans Affairs, Urban Developmnet

Anticipating criticism, President Bush has offered free information session at the new Ministry of Love headquartered in the Pentagon. The sessions will be held Mondays and Wednesdays in room 101. Press members are welcome.