Reply #9: Newt's trying....but everytime he goes anywhere with Calista, people snicker behind their hands.

[MADem]

Still.

After all, she was doing to him what Monica did to the Presidential Staff...and much, much, MUCH more.

In the SPEEEEKAH's CHAM-BAHs, too!! Heaven knows how much Lemon Pledge they needed to fix the Speeeee-kah's conference room table!

The only reason all that shit didn't come out (with juicy testimony by members of the Speee-kah's staff, who walked in on them on more than one occasion--and who liked Newt's second wife) is because Calista "stipulated to sexual contact" on the stand, during the divorce trial of Newt from Missus Numbah Two!!