Reply #2: They try so hard to portray this weenie as a "tough guy"

[tularetom]

"He doesn't get on the couch - what he does is say what it is is what it is". Just a plain talkin Texas cowboy, y'know. Well I call bullshit on that. He's a seething time bomb of mommy issues, trying to show mommy he has a bigger dick than daddy. He's been sheltered from the reality of his fucked up life since childhood. Right now he's being sheltered from the fact that he's become a laughingstock and his daddy has to pull his chestnuts out of the fire for the umpteenth time. If he ever figures out what a joke he's turned into we can expect a melt down of biblical proportions and I for one await it eagerly.