Reply #1: Perry Como's still alive!

[pretzel4gore]

Remember those skits on SCTV back in the day? They'd show Perry as a stiff barely able to move, someone always holding him up. That's this story, with the same idear being teased- stiffs dancing around in a dead man shuffle, being held up by comedy actors, while laff track guffaws and John Candy etc wink at us....
dat's entertainment
(so brite hum was there watching intently when the 'report' was shownto gates, the US 'sec of defense' referring to funding of the military? anyone who believes this probably also believes bush is 'jesus with a hard on')