Reply #49: Update on Ocean County...

[njdemocrat106]

I decided to take a drive through a few towns in my county today, just for the heck of it. To lend some credence to what I said about most South Jerseyans (particularly my fellow residents of Ocean County) lacking a grasp of reality, I saw three bumper stickers that particulary nauseated me. In Point Pleasant, I saw one pick-up truck with the Bush/Cheney sticker (which offends me enough) PLUS a sticker beneath that saying "Kill them all, let Allah sort 'em out". Almost immediately after that, I see a beat up Toyota with numerous Vietnam Veteran stickers, including one that said "Vietnam Vets are better off in the Bush". In Lakewood, I came across a van saying "John Kerry is bin-Laden's candidate. Mine is George W. Bush" (umm, Chimpyboy is friends with the bin-Laden family, from what I've heard). Then I head down Route 9 and turn off into Pine Beach, and I see this neanderthal punk-ass kid holding a Kerry/Edwards sign. Originally I thought, "hey, great, he's putting up a Kerry/Edwards sign!". I proceed to see this punk crumple up the sign and spit on it. I gave him my trademark dirty look, but he didn't notice (I swear, if I yelled something, his inbred family would probably come out of nowhere and ambush my car.) Ocean Gate was a breath of fresh air. Surprisingly, LOTS of Kerry/Edwards signs there.