Reply #40: Well, gosh, folks. We had excellent intelligence from our Iraqi allies...

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...that they were a bunch of Saddamite "dead-enders" in bio-lab trailers guarding a shipment of Ukrainian nuclear briefcases! Not only that, but we had verification by the NeoCon Pentagon-based OSP using remotely piloted vehicles, and we had the "green light" from HQ hunkered down in the Green Zone bunkers. The CIA tried to tell us not to hit the target, but we know those people have terrible intelligence data.

I just don't understand how we could have screwed this up.

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