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Joe Bacon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-31-09 09:22 AM
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25. Who needs a missile when we have Pat Robertson?
Gee, Pat prayed that hurricane away. Surely Pat and his 700 club Jesusbots can pray Naughty Mr. Asteroid away!
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  -Russia may send spacecraft to knock away asteroid mcablue  Dec-30-09 10:09 PM   #0 
  - I always spend fortunes for nothing. What me worry???? n/t  galileoreloaded   Dec-30-09 10:18 PM   #1 
  - Send Cheney up there. The asteroid will move away when Cheney touches it.  LiberalFighter   Dec-30-09 10:20 PM   #2 
  - Who wrote the screenplay????  elleng   Dec-30-09 10:30 PM   #3 
  - Except the next line says it won't hit.  Goldom   Dec-30-09 10:40 PM   #4 
  - They probably want to move it as a proof-of-concept  Posteritatis   Dec-30-09 11:18 PM   #7 
  - All they need is a gravity tractor satellite  NBachers   Dec-30-09 10:54 PM   #5 
  - Or they can paint one side of the asteroid. But I don't think a ladder will reach.  RedCloud   Dec-30-09 10:57 PM   #6 
  - Re: 10 ton satellite  MilesColtrane   Dec-31-09 12:38 AM   #14 
     - Limbaugh is only 10 tons on earth. In space he's weightless just like everything else.  Wizard777   Dec-31-09 05:17 AM   #22 
  - Fuck the scientists that say it isn't likely. Go Russia.  shadowknows69   Dec-30-09 11:29 PM   #8 
  - Not a bad idea to at least give it a shot.  AtheistCrusader   Dec-31-09 12:54 AM   #16 
  - Amen n/t  musicblind   Dec-31-09 04:53 AM   #20 
  - Russia has a special interest after the 1908 Tunguska Event in Siberia.  breadandwine   Jan-01-10 01:37 PM   #32 
  - What do you think the odds are that they'll bump it in the right direction?  snot   Dec-30-09 11:31 PM   #9 
  - good point. hope they got a plan B. still, not a bad endeavor n.t  Bacchus39   Dec-30-09 11:33 PM   #11 
  - . . .  EFerrari   Dec-31-09 12:56 AM   #17 
  - The scale of space being what it is  Posteritatis   Dec-31-09 11:14 AM   #29 
  - They don't have to touch it, just orbit it.  breadandwine   Jan-01-10 01:42 PM   #33 
  - kind of cool actually. why not get some practice in?? n/t  Bacchus39   Dec-30-09 11:32 PM   #10 
  - yay  iamthebandfanman   Dec-30-09 11:37 PM   #12 
  - space-capable Predator Drones=Astroid........would that work? Controlled  KakistocracyHater   Dec-30-09 11:50 PM   #13 
  - Uh? Predator drones aren't exactly autonomous. (nt)  Posteritatis   Dec-31-09 11:13 AM   #28 
  - Personally, I wouldn't go around fuckin' with that big ass rock!!  Harry Monroe   Dec-31-09 12:52 AM   #15 
  - America's too busy bailing out Wall Street. I'm glad the Russians are on it.  Vidar   Dec-31-09 02:19 AM   #18 
  - Where are Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck when you really need them?  No Elephants   Dec-31-09 04:44 AM   #19 
  - Apophis is the Egyptian equivalent of Ahriman. The Dark One. The Destroyer.  Wizard777   Dec-31-09 05:13 AM   #21 
  - Then again I say. Go Russia. They didn't name it that for no reason.  shadowknows69   Dec-31-09 08:56 AM   #23 
  - But that's the whole thing. They could knock it off course. They could also knock it on course.  Wizard777   Dec-31-09 09:20 AM   #24 
     - Valid points Mr. Wizard. I tend to agree with you about self fulfilling prophecies.  shadowknows69   Dec-31-09 09:25 AM   #26 
     - Yep - leave it alone  Baclava   Dec-31-09 11:28 AM   #30 
  - And Yog-Sothoth, the Lurker at the Gate, will be freed to rule our Earth again  NBachers   Dec-31-09 04:22 PM   #31 
  - Who needs a missile when we have Pat Robertson?  Joe Bacon   Dec-31-09 09:22 AM   #25 
  - They're probably praying for ateroids to hit us to bring the end times.  shadowknows69   Dec-31-09 09:28 AM   #27 
  - Better chance of succeeding here than in Afghanistan.  undeterred   Jan-01-10 01:56 PM   #34 
  - Well....for 16 years they thought there was a good...  murray hill farm   Jan-01-10 03:52 PM   #35 

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