Reply #13: AND..... THE..... IDIOT OCCURS HERE -----> X

[happygoluckytoyou]

IN A RELATED STORY, SEVERAL SOLDIERS RETURNING TO AMERICA BETWEEN TOURS OF DUTY WE FOUND TO HAVE DROPPED BREADCRUMBS ALONG THE PATH BACK FROM IRAQ. INSURGENTS, FOLLOWING THE TRAIL OF TASTY MORSELS, ARRIVED IN AMERICA. UNFORTUNATLY FOR THEM, THE INSURGENT AGENDA WAS IN DIRECT CONFLICT WITH THE GAY AGENDA, AND SOMETHING HAD TO BE CANCELLED. "I MAY BE GAY, BUT I'M NO LESBIAN" SHOUTED MARY CHENEY, AS SHE ATTACKED THE IRAQI FIFTH COLUMN.

BACK IN THE MIDDLE EAST, THE ACME MAP AND BLUEPRINT COMPANY DELIVERED A COPY OF THE EMBASSY LAYOUT WITH TWO PIZZAS AT THE DOOR OF OSAMA-BIN-WAITING.

you gotta love the 'cheap labor' GOP...