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Memory Container Donating Member (108 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 07:45 AM
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49. Darn, beat me to it...
I was going to say, "Time to invest in cucumber futures".
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  -Bill Would Make Sale of Sex Toys Illegal In South Carolina ruggerson  Apr-22-06 07:46 PM   #0 
  - Whaaaaat? No more...  Mikimouse   Apr-22-06 07:49 PM   #1 
  - More like religion gone mad. nt  VegasWolf   Apr-23-06 11:18 AM   #60 
     - "When dildoes are outlawed, only outlaws will have dildoes." (nt)  Jack from Charlotte   Apr-24-06 06:30 PM   #114 
        - Or, when dildoes are outlawed, the gals in SC will be growing --  Radio_Lady   Apr-24-06 09:07 PM   #117 
  - So then what would they use? nt.  BlueStorm   Apr-22-06 07:54 PM   #2 
  - Vegetables, of Course n/t  Demeter   Apr-22-06 08:01 PM   #7 
  - Darn, beat me to it...  Memory Container   Apr-23-06 07:45 AM   #49 
     - make that  48percenter   Apr-23-06 08:21 AM   #52 
        - no seeds to give you heartburn,.....  WCGreen   Apr-24-06 01:59 PM   #104 
  - I'm going to open a dildo shop here in NC at the state line just outside  Jack from Charlotte   Apr-24-06 06:53 PM   #115 
     - Oh, Jac, from Charlotte, you're terrific! I wonder if my little Conair  Radio_Lady   Apr-24-06 09:09 PM   #118 
  - This is no Joke, the Christian Taliban in Grand Rapids Michigan  sarcasmo   Apr-22-06 07:54 PM   #3 
  - I grew up in G-Rap. Really relate to the Christian Taliban comment  Us vs Them   Apr-22-06 11:23 PM   #33 
     - Heartside and Eastown are mere shadows of what they once were.  sarcasmo   Apr-23-06 06:23 PM   #77 
  - Republican Men Support Frustrated Woman Law  mhr   Apr-22-06 07:58 PM   #4 
  - Maybe they should cut off mens hands?  justice1   Apr-22-06 08:00 PM   #5 
  - LOL!  XanaDUer   Apr-22-06 08:09 PM   #14 
  - What a bunch of dildos...  LoKnLoD   Apr-22-06 08:01 PM   #6 
  - Funny! What did the banana say to the vibrator?  justice1   Apr-22-06 08:04 PM   #10 
     - LMBAO...  Tight_rope   Apr-24-06 10:22 AM   #92 
  - Next up: SC to outlaw enjoyment during sex.  Liberal Veteran   Apr-22-06 08:03 PM   #8 
  - They would outlaw sex with their wives first.  justice1   Apr-22-06 08:05 PM   #11 
  - no, just enjoyment for women  northzax   Apr-24-06 02:56 PM   #108 
  - Anderson=Upstate=BoJoLand (Bob Jones "University")  DemoTex   Apr-22-06 08:03 PM   #9 
  - I've met him before  Seen the light   Apr-22-06 08:16 PM   #18 
  - Boy Scout Leader? Hmmmmm, the idea of this person  pokercat999   Apr-23-06 06:30 AM   #44 
  - It's not like people in south carolina can't get them on-line...  bliss_eternal   Apr-22-06 08:07 PM   #12 
  - Damn...all people have to do is go on vacation to another state...  Tight_rope   Apr-24-06 10:28 AM   #93 
     - Correction  mongo   Apr-24-06 11:02 AM   #95 
        - S. Carolina is going to have border checks, too. (nt)  Jack from Charlotte   Apr-25-06 10:08 AM   #120 
  - It's time for women to march on Washington and...  justice1   Apr-22-06 08:08 PM   #13 
  - They can march while holding aloft Flaming Dildos of Freedom  IanDB1   Apr-23-06 11:35 AM   #65 
     - Ian That Is Some Funny Shit They Could Chant "Free Steely Dan"  Binka   Apr-23-06 01:28 PM   #74 
  - Wow! I think I'm moving to South Carolina !  tabasco   Apr-22-06 08:12 PM   #15 
  - Rotflmao!  XanaDUer   Apr-22-06 08:20 PM   #19 
  - "dildo menace:" LOL  wordpix2   Apr-23-06 11:32 AM   #64 
  - Such laws already exist in Indiana and Alabama, I believe. n/t  PublicWrath   Apr-22-06 08:14 PM   #16 
  - Finally, politicians with courage to deal with a really important issue  faygokid   Apr-22-06 08:15 PM   #17 
  - Ken in restraints?  colorado_ufo   Apr-22-06 11:17 PM   #30 
  - Get your add-ons here -  0007   Apr-23-06 05:56 AM   #41 
  - Do floggers, paddles, and cuffs count as sex toys?  Shipwack   Apr-22-06 08:48 PM   #20 
  - Yes and no  mongo   Apr-23-06 10:57 AM   #57 
  - As long as these other sex-toys (38 and the like) are not.  fshrink   Apr-22-06 09:01 PM   #21 
  - So you can possess sex toys, but not sell them?  Charlie Brown   Apr-22-06 09:26 PM   #22 
  - why to close down all the sex shops, of course  mongo   Apr-23-06 11:12 AM   #58 
     - device meant to stimulate sexual organs?  genieroze   Apr-23-06 01:39 PM   #75 
  - Ralph Davenport doesn't need toys - he is probably a closet pedophile  savemefromdumbya   Apr-22-06 09:29 PM   #23 
  - I see a lucrative business opportunity  Tempest   Apr-22-06 09:30 PM   #24 
  - on the heels of Tennessee's anti-dildo bill  nashville_brook   Apr-22-06 09:33 PM   #25 
  - puritan politics in an ELECTION year i guess  HuffleClaw   Apr-22-06 09:41 PM   #26 
  - Because women view vibrators like conservative men view women?  sofa king   Apr-22-06 09:55 PM   #27 
  - Great post. nt  raccoon   Apr-24-06 11:55 AM   #96 
  - Christian conservatives are a bunch of boring dorks...  wizdum   Apr-22-06 10:28 PM   #28 
  - Why not outlaw the imagination, while they're at it?  GoddessOfGuinness   Apr-22-06 11:06 PM   #29 
  - So, if states start banning contraceptives, will they also ban Viagra?  Dunvegan   Apr-22-06 11:20 PM   #31 
  - want us to become like Iran and Saudi Arabia  JI7   Apr-22-06 11:22 PM   #32 
  - Okay...But what is the issue that requires criminalization of sex toys?  Dunvegan   Apr-22-06 11:26 PM   #34 
     - Orgasms are dangerous.  bitchkitty   Apr-24-06 06:49 AM   #82 
     - Maybe it's the southern conservative men....  OnionPatch   Apr-24-06 10:32 AM   #94 
  - Why?  ContraBass Black   Apr-22-06 11:26 PM   #35 
  - that's what I want to know? It's not as if they can outlaw water vents  NVMojo   Apr-23-06 01:28 AM   #37 
  - Republican women leave SC in droves searching for orgasm.  Zorra   Apr-23-06 12:23 AM   #36 
  - Unbelievable. The new W.A.S.P.  Jazz2006   Apr-23-06 01:59 AM   #38 
  - These bills are spreading all across the South  depakid   Apr-23-06 03:36 AM   #39 
  - Maybe these people need their own state.  bling bling   Apr-24-06 01:13 AM   #81 
  - Then how am I supposed to get the kink out of my neck?  bezdomny   Apr-23-06 04:47 AM   #40 
  - yup  melm00se   Apr-23-06 06:22 AM   #42 
  - I guess Adam & Eve won't be selling next door then  supernova   Apr-23-06 06:25 AM   #43 
  - hell  melm00se   Apr-24-06 07:58 AM   #83 
  - "Dildos don't diddle people; *people* diddle people!"  Retired AF Dem   Apr-23-06 07:19 AM   #45 
  - Good one! nt.  Strong Atheist   Apr-23-06 07:36 AM   #47 
  - The time has come for a crossed leg protest.  Vinca   Apr-23-06 07:27 AM   #46 
  - Um, so Dildo Reilly will be banned from airing there too, I hope?  Notoverit   Apr-23-06 07:39 AM   #48 
  - I've got it!  Memory Container   Apr-23-06 07:54 AM   #50 
  - Typical fodder from small minds that can't grasp  48percenter   Apr-23-06 08:19 AM   #51 
  - Breaking news: Amazing increase in flag pole finial-polishing jobs  Ilsa   Apr-23-06 08:27 AM   #53 
  - The Internets to the rescue!  onager   Apr-23-06 08:30 AM   #54 
  - I envisage quite a market for discreetly phallic shaped  Kailassa   Apr-23-06 09:19 AM   #55 
  - Unusual cucumber shortages reported across Dixie. nt.  Warren Stupidity   Apr-23-06 09:56 AM   #56 
  - They're banning raw liver in South Carolina?  Buns_of_Fire   Apr-23-06 11:17 AM   #59 
  - So would it be illegal to have parties based on the old Tupperware  54anickel   Apr-23-06 11:26 AM   #61 
  - I think it's illegal in Texas, or maybe in some cities here.  Ilsa   Apr-23-06 11:31 AM   #63 
     - Geez, that absolutely stinks! So you have to purchase on the net or  54anickel   Apr-23-06 09:22 PM   #79 
  - Of course, every gas station still sells fireworks and beer  IanDB1   Apr-23-06 11:29 AM   #62 
  - Exactly! and don't forget the drive thru liquor stores. Those always  VegasWolf   Apr-23-06 11:36 AM   #66 
     - Fireworks, beer, cigarettes, gasoline all sold in the same location  IanDB1   Apr-23-06 11:43 AM   #68 
  - Web site puts some zing into the Christian marriage bed  IanDB1   Apr-23-06 11:38 AM   #67 
  - You know, someone in California proposing a law that makes dildos  VegasWolf   Apr-23-06 11:43 AM   #69 
  - OTOH pet ferrets are illegal here in Cali  slackmaster   Apr-24-06 09:53 AM   #87 
  - What Ever Happened To Those Kooks Who Wanted To "Take Over" S.C. And Then  arwalden   Apr-23-06 11:51 AM   #70 
  - Well, thank God for this!  leesa   Apr-23-06 11:55 AM   #71 
  - they can't do away with dildos completely ...  TheBaldyMan   Apr-23-06 12:16 PM   #72 
  - No they wouldn't...a dildo is a FAKE dick, they're the Genuine Article.  Poll_Blind   Apr-23-06 01:03 PM   #73 
  - But you can still buy guns, right?  Miss Chybil   Apr-23-06 01:57 PM   #76 
  - But Columbia, SC has some of the greatest porn shops I've ever seen...  mitchum   Apr-23-06 07:51 PM   #78 
  - I'll get rich!  classics   Apr-24-06 12:55 AM   #80 
  - Why are fundies so interested in sex?  lonestarnot   Apr-24-06 09:22 AM   #84 
  - There's nothing wrong with being interested in sex per se  slackmaster   Apr-24-06 09:54 AM   #88 
     - Agree, but they seem to be obsessed with other's sex life.  lonestarnot   Apr-24-06 06:17 PM   #113 
  - This just in: Bill O'Reilly calls for a boycott of South Dakota. n/t  Guy Whitey Corngood   Apr-24-06 09:31 AM   #85 
  - South Dakota? Because of their draconian abortion law? nt  raccoon   Apr-24-06 01:28 PM   #99 
     - I messed up my own joke. It was supposed to read South Carolina.  Guy Whitey Corngood   Apr-24-06 05:07 PM   #111 
  - This what happens when a legislature has too much free time  slackmaster   Apr-24-06 09:50 AM   #86 
  - This could put a lot of vibrator repairmen out of business.  olddad56   Apr-24-06 10:15 AM   #89 
  - It is already starting to happen, Has anyone seen my plaid thermos  olddad56   Apr-24-06 10:17 AM   #90 
  - if they ban dildos, there will be no more republican politicians in SC.  olddad56   Apr-24-06 10:19 AM   #91 
  - Sexually repressing a nation will result in violent expression of it's  superconnected   Apr-24-06 12:02 PM   #97 
  - I knew it was just a matter of time before our genius SC state  raccoon   Apr-24-06 12:04 PM   #98 
  - If S.C. produces tobacco  DUHandle   Apr-24-06 01:39 PM   #100 
     - It does produce tobacco, I'm afraid.  raccoon   Apr-24-06 01:41 PM   #101 
        - On a flight from OHare to RDU  DUHandle   Apr-24-06 01:56 PM   #103 
           - As a SC Civil Servant, he was part of a long family tradition...  mitchum   Apr-24-06 08:55 PM   #116 
  - I didn't think they had sex in SC  Jose Diablo   Apr-24-06 01:51 PM   #102 
  - I've had sex in SC many times  slackmaster   Apr-24-06 02:54 PM   #107 
     - I'm a virgin in South Carolina --  Radio_Lady   Apr-24-06 09:13 PM   #119 
  - Gonna Git Me a Truck  One_Life_To_Give   Apr-24-06 02:46 PM   #105 
  - this will just force this business back to the pages...  triguy46   Apr-24-06 02:52 PM   #106 
  - I commend South Carolina for this move. It shows that South.....  Robeson   Apr-24-06 03:02 PM   #109 
  - Yo,dildoheads  classysassy   Apr-24-06 03:59 PM   #110 
  - Can we start the Fundamentalism Backlash yet? n/t  Megahurtz   Apr-24-06 05:45 PM   #112 
  - "We are supposed to be in a free country"  sasquatch   Apr-25-06 11:54 AM   #121 
  - Buzz Off S.C.  Mr. Mojo Risin   Apr-25-06 01:05 PM   #122 
 

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