Reply #1: as with almost 290 million people, the good doctor

[UpInArms]

doesn't understand what happened to the Fairness Doctrine - so there you have all those dumbed-down people fixated on Janet's breast.

When he came back to the United States in February, he switched on the news and found that Americans were obsessed with a huge breaking story: Janet Jackson's exposed breast.

"I saw things that made me sick to my stomach - kids with one arm and two legs missing," said Bolles, 68, a former flight surgeon in Vietnam. "I came back and all I heard about was Janet Jackson. I said to myself, 'Is this all the American public is interested in?' "

It's like all those television stations in Venezuela running "I Love Lucy" reruns without commercial interruption while the USoA attempted the 2002 coup against Chavez.

If you want to know the news, turn off that freakin' tube.