Reply #18: Exactly As It Should Be.

[David Zephyr]

Rummy, Cheney and Bushie will all be down on their knees with the brown lipstick begging the U.N. to deliver them from the quagmire and hellfire in Iraq that they have gotten themselves into.

The U.N. will say with one loud voice, "Who's your daddy? What's his name? Can you say 'pretty please'?"

Oh yeah, the U.N. is going to get a nice long hummer from George W. Bush...one that will Monica look like a novice.

Pucker up, America. We need the U.N. after all.

Pass the French Fries, please.