News Flash !!!!!!!!!!

[H2O Man]

(Fox News) Randolph H. Hall, the attorney for Rep. Michelle Bachmann's presidential campaign, filed papers in federal court in South Carolina today, claiming the “spiritual endorsement” of the late Terry Schiavo. In a press conference carried live by Fox News, Mr. Hall stated that Schiavo, a nationally-recognized spokesperson for the Republican-Right-to-Life-Movement at the time of her murder in 2005, has sent “numerous messages” to him, indicating that she favors Rep. Bachmann's positions on pressing social issues.

Willard “Mitt” Romneys has since released a statement saying that co-sponsor Senator William Frist has determined, from watching films of Schiavo, that she actually intended to endorse the Romney campaign. Fox News has unconfirmed reports that the Romney camp is hastily preparing a “Friend of the Corpse” for filing with the federal court early tomorrow mourning.

Unconfirmed sources are speculating that Newt Gingrich will attempt to initiate an affair with Schiavo by the end of the week.

[enigmatic]

1. Brilliant!

Always loved your posts on DU, Waterman.

[NYC_SKP]

2. It's frightening; this almost made sense to me given the characters...

If it all turned out to be true I wouldn't bat an eye!

:hi:

[riderinthestorm]

3. So now we know who writes the Onion! Its H2Oman!!! nt

[Me.]

4. “Friend of the Corpse”

:evilgrin:

[suffragette]

5. Good to see you!

And lol.

[Name removed]

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[Huey P. Long]

7. Yes, this is quality material. ha! -eom

[Gregorian]

8. Sadly, Gingrich will discover that Herman Cain had already been there.

It may be the only case where no one comes forward.

:)

[sabrina 1]

9. Lol, for a minute, I thought this was real!

Well done, it IS Onion Material as someone already said.

:kick:

[Enthusiast]

10. It might not be Onion.

I can see the Bachmann campaign making a claim like this.

[mod mom]

11. Glad to find you posting on DU2!

I've always enjoyed your posts and since I'm going down with DU2, I'm glad I got at least one more chance to tell you how much I've enjoyed them over the years!

[hootinholler]

12. That's awesome!

Have you cross posted it to DU3?

I hope we don't lose you to the transition.

[H2O Man]

14. No, I haven't.

While I'd never say "never," I'm probably going to step away from DU3. And not out of any frustration, or bad feelings. Everything changes. And I've got more things to do, and less energy with which to accomplish them, so I've been re-evaluating a lot of things. I am more invested in grass roots activism, and with this fracking business, need to concentrate on that. I've been doing a heck of a lot of behind-the-scenes organizing -- at least a heck of a lot, in the context of these old bones. I've done some mighty good work in the past three or four weeks, and am going to keep following this path for a while, to see where it leads.

Peace,
H2O Man

[hootinholler]

17. Your voice will be sorely missed

Please keep in touch, and you should be getting a letter from me next week.

[rosesaylavee]

18. I am hoping that DU3 will have a similar fate as New Coke.

Will miss your voice here.

[in_cog_ni_to]

13. Funny stuff!

:rofl::rofl:

[KoKo]

15. LOL's....Good to see you here.....Very Good!

Thanks..and WELCOME TO OCCUPY DU-2!

:hi:

[countryjake]

16. Love this!

!

[myrna minx]

19. LOL!

:hi: