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wndycty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 03:24 PM
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So was Boehner's larger than normal gavel some sort of phallic symbol intended to cover his. . .
Edited on Wed Jan-05-11 04:12 PM by wndycty
. . .shortcomings?

Is John Boehner a size queen?

Discuss. . .



Nancy Pelosi with her gavel:



For more visit: http://blog.windycitywatch.com/2011/01/is-john-boehner-size-queen-making-up.html
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RKP5637 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 03:25 PM
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1. LOL !!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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glinda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 03:28 PM
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2. Indeed is quite a contrast isn't it?
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 03:28 PM
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3. Does he drive a big ass truck with a rifle rack? nt
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katnapped Donating Member (938 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 03:30 PM
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5. Probably a Hummer
With a big-ass dildo as a hood ornament
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 03:59 PM
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17. ...and bumper nuts
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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 03:29 PM
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4. He is either overcompensating for something or it is filled with tasty Gin.
:cry:
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Cirque du So-What Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 03:30 PM
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6. Sometimes a gavel is just a gavel...
...and sometimes it's wielded by a big orange dick.
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Blue Owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 03:31 PM
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Have gavel, will travel
n/t
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emulatorloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 03:31 PM
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7. Could be bad when he gets drunk and accidently hits himself on the head with it.
That is RI_DICK_U_LOUS.
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Fire1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 03:32 PM
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8. Synbolism at its best! Bet he crys during sex. n/t
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 03:36 PM
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11. Bet he cries when he TRIES to have sex. I'm guessing he's too far blotto to perform
much of the time. Like any time after 5pm.
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 04:03 PM
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20. I was thinking that his partner would be the one crying....
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GoCubsGo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 03:32 PM
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9. Some people think he looked "really cool" with that over-size gavel.
I think he looked like a jackass. That gavel looks like an big kiddie toy. That being said, I expect nothing more than such a childish display of showboating from this fuckstick. The repugs are big on displays, short on their ability to govern.
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 03:35 PM
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10. Famous bumpersticker -- soon to be updated for The Boehner
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 07:27 PM
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26. LOL
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 03:38 PM
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12. Whod've thunk it
A guy named Boner with a small penis! :rofl:
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Arctic Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 03:41 PM
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13. Maybe he is subbing as Gallagher after hours.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 03:43 PM
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14. The bigger the gavel, the smaller the dick....nt
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lamp_shade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 03:51 PM
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15. Nancy took hers home with her. She's gonna need it again in 2 years.
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 04:36 PM
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24. I sure hope so!
:hi:
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AlinPA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 03:57 PM
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16. Typical republican slob behavior. nt
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theophilus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 04:02 PM
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18. Naturally a Clown needs a clown gavel. n/t
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 04:02 PM
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19. Comes in handy when it's croquet time--and that always cheers SpeaTears of a Clown
up...
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boston bean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 07:30 PM
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27. I think it might be larger than the head of a croquet club. nt
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 04:13 PM
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21. Nice gavel, Johnny. (Too bad about your dick, though.)
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pschoeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 04:30 PM
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22. To be Fair to the Boner
Edited on Wed Jan-05-11 04:30 PM by pschoeb
Pelosi used this giant gavel to pass HCR because it was used in 1965 to pass Medicare




So maybe Boner's is a historical gavel, like maybe the one used to pass the Fugitive Slave Act of 1850 or something
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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 09:56 PM
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32. Do they have a rack of gavels somewhere?
Down in the basement next to the Democratic powder locker? I have this vision like visiting the armory in the Tower of London, rack upon racks of gavels.

-Hoot
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JackintheGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 04:33 PM
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23. Um...need I remind you all?
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global1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 05:16 PM
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25. He Got That Size Gavel Because He's Going To Turn The House Into A Carnival........
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scarletwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 07:37 PM
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28. Looks like a beer keg on a stick.
Pump it, Boehner! :beer:
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 07:39 PM
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29. That's the 2nd biggest I've ever seen
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 07:42 PM
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30. If I needed to be heard a half mile away, I'd buy that gavel...
...but I have a perfectly good normal-sized judge's gavel, and it works just fine and dandy.
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boston bean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 07:53 PM
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31. Ohio is the home of the World's Largest Gavel and Biggest Crybaby


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RB TexLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-11 09:59 PM
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33. Just a silly ceremonial gavel
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flying rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-06-11 03:08 PM
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34. It's a clownhammer.
:freak:
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