they would cheat

[pitohui]

their candidates always have severe deficits such as alzheimer' (reagan), active drug use (poppy), and weinecke-karsokoff syndrome (*) but they just lie about it until it's too late to matter because the puppermasters who run that party need stupid easily managed puppets with heads made of straw

whereour our candidates do something normal like get a blowjob from an admirer and suddenly they're sexual fiends or some such because we actually try to elect the guy who is running the country, instead of a figurehead

we can't win this game, it's why we had to get rid of poll tests -- the black guy gets the test asking him to translate the new york times into the original latin, the white guy gets the test asking him if cat is spelled cee ay tee