So why does Rush Limbaugh constantly refer to testicles, grabbing ankles, and bending over....

[Joanne98]

Have you noticed how when Rush Limbaugh goes on a rant he’ll say things, such as, ‘testicle lock box’ (refering to Hillary Clinton as not having ‘the onions’) or ‘bend over and grab ankles’, or will refer to a male sex part in a strange way? Well, tonight I was over on Think Progress and found this comment, clicked on the link provided and found this comment underneath that article…

rush in Pittsburgh

Someone should do a little research about Limbaugh’s days as DJ “Jeff Christie” in Pittsburgh. Trust one who knows, there is a truly interesting about police report just waiting to be published.”

Not knowing who DJ “Jeff Christie” was, I went to Google to see if I could find out and was able to. Holy cow! In Rush’s past life he was a DJ who went by the name of “Jeff Christie” on the air and RUMOR has it, he used that name because he’s a closeted gay guy!

(CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO PORTIONS OF “DJ JEFF CHRISTIE’S” SHOW FROM THE 70′S!)

Well, that makes perfect sense now. I bet there’s been more than one time Rush has had his onions in a testicle hand box and most likely spent some time bending over and grabbing his ankles.

Alrighty then! *gasp* What did you do tonight? Anything fun? I went to a town hall meeting for 2 hours.

http://whitenoiseinsanity.com/2009/03/03/so-why-does-rush-limbaugh-constantly-refer-to-testicles-grabbing-ankles-and-bending-over-when-he-wants-to-make-a-point/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F7Q7BkAbCk

[AndyA]

1. It wouldn't surprise me.

I think Rush has a lot of inner issues, and instead of working on himself, he projects his anger and hatred outward toward others.

Republicans seem overly concerned about what other people do in their bedrooms. Most normal people don't care, as long as it's between two consenting adults.

There have been rumors about Rush for a long time, but who the hell would want him except for his money? There's nothing attractive about the man: he has a repulsive personality, and he's not exactly good looking, either. The only reason anyone would be interested in him is because he's got the bucks.

And deep down inside, Rush knows this. And it's eating him up. But what can he do? If he changes, he'll lose his audience, and then he has nothing. It must be a miserable existence for him, and if he keeps overeating, smoking cigars, and fueling his hatred, he likely won't be long for this world. Such things are bad for the heart and soul.

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. He is a very sick man. In more ways than one.

[newtothegame]

21. Being gay doesn't make you sick. n/t

[reggie the dog]

22. being gay with mionrs when you are an adult does

[Frustratedlady]

15. If you watch that spectacle of last weekend, where he never stopped talking...

you'll see that he can't keep his hands off his body. How many people go around rubbing their hands over their body? He'd pull on his collar and look down inside his shirt. The jumping, weaving and bobbing around just isn't normal.

Notice, also, his snorts...then, he'd wipe his nose on his hand and transfer it to the other. The distortions to his mouth, the huffing and puffing....strange.

I couldn't take more than a couple minutes at a time. Try to imitate his movements for 30 seconds or so, you'll see what I mean. Do you do that normally?

He is a sick man.

[tanyev]

2. Trust me, Rush, NOBODY wants to see you bend over and grab your ankles.

Even if you could.

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. Yesterday he used the term "butt boy" repeatedly.

I honestly think he's got a brain tumor. And not the half tied behind his back.

Seriously.

[Balbus]

4. Yes, because all vile, disgusting people must be gay...

[Joanne98]

6. No.. He's a hypocrite

[Kalyke]

8. Stop chasing that poor animal!!

:evilgrin:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

16. Didn't you notice

that being fat is the sin du jour here. If you are fat it equals being evil. At least here.

I think it is the hypocrisy that is questionable - not if he is gay. Being a gay person and constantly castigating the gays seems a bit hypocritical, doesn't it?

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[TheCowsCameHome]

10. It's only 9 AM, but not too early for pizza. May I take your order?

[Hubert Flottz]

11. LOL

It's never too early for pizza around here!

[devilgrrl]

14. That's clever, did you make that up yourself?

Or did your master Rush write it for you?

[QueenOfCalifornia]

17. Rush?

You should lay off the pizza. :eyes:

[Orsino]

9. Because fear is the most reliable motivator for wingnuts...

Disagreeing with him is thereby identified with unmanliness/homosexuality (same thing in their eyes).

[BuyingThyme]

12. It is my understanding that Limbaugh began his career

doing homophobic "humor" in the Sacramento area.

I know when I first heard his show about 343 years ago, he had a segment called something like "The Gay Update." It was pure hate, not at all to be perceived as comedy.

[dynasaw]

13. Has his head up

his a**?

[formercia]

18. Limpbough doesn't deserve the attention.

He doesn't deserve any attention.

[nichomachus]

19. It's just envy

His testicles are the size of rabbit turds.

He can't bend over.

And, he hasn't seen his ankles in years.

[newtothegame]

20. Mike Malloy does the same thing...I think it's for the attention. n/t

[anigbrowl]

24. True...why I don't rate him

A lot of authoritarian types seem obsessed with forced anal sex.

[Dr Fate]

23. A holder over from his days spent working under Norm Woodruff?

Woodruff was Rush's gay mentor in the 70's, BTW.

Google it or check out Mike Arkush's Rush bio for more.

[Canuckistanian]

25. And don't forget his funny, funny, "Add-a-dick-to-me" joke

The man has the mentality of a sixth grader. Even my 12-year old is getting tired of "pee-pee, poo-poo" jokes. Not Rush.

And listen to him whenever there's some story involving a woman's breasts. He just can't stop giggling.

There's something WRONG there.

[Ghost in the Machine]

26. Because he thinks he's talking to a 12 year old Dominican boy... n/t

[TahitiNut]

27. Because he has no testicles, CAN'T reach his ankles, and CAN'T bend over?

He's done enough oxy to have melted any atrophied contents of his nutsack he may at one time might have had.

:shrug:

So... in a word... envy.

[cherish44]

28. He's a homophobe

To him "gay" sex is the most degrading thing he can think of. Just one of the many things that make him vile.

[mitchum]

29. Because he isa self-loathing homosexual who sucks teenage cock