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Beacool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:30 PM Original message |
Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom |
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Catherine Vincent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:32 PM Response to Original message |
1. LMAO! |
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LeftHander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 02:22 PM Response to Reply #1 |
59. LMPO! |
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loudsue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 05:10 PM Response to Reply #59 |
92. Is that kinda like "Holy shit!!" |
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4_TN_TITANS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 11:10 AM Response to Reply #92 |
143. Duzy.... |
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OneGrassRoot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 06:39 PM Response to Reply #59 |
106. !!!!! |
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Principal Vernon (10 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 07:33 PM Response to Reply #59 |
113. hahahaha |
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Amy6627 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:33 PM Response to Original message |
2. All conversations with a proctologist end with "It was a one in a million, Doc". - Kramer |
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jaksavage (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:35 PM Response to Original message |
3. Men without women |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:40 PM Response to Reply #3 |
15. Anglican vicars can get married. Don't know if this one is or not. Sounds as if he may play on the |
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Bicoastal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:35 PM Response to Original message |
4. "The naked vicar insisted he was not playing a sex game with the potato." |
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MiniMe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:38 PM Response to Reply #4 |
8. But why was he hanging curtains in the nude? |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:41 PM Response to Reply #8 |
17. Indeed. And over a pile of potatoes no less. |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:42 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. Some days Letterman, Leno and SNL have it way too easy. The jokes on this just write themselves. |
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surrealAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 04:37 PM Response to Reply #8 |
82. Surely "hanging curtains" is some sort of idiom. |
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MiniMe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 04:46 PM Response to Reply #82 |
87. ... |
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misanthrope (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 05:50 AM Response to Reply #8 |
135. Because sunlight will spoil the potatoes**nm |
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HeeBGBz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 06:21 AM Response to Reply #8 |
137. You know them taters got eyes |
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Terran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 02:27 PM Response to Reply #8 |
147. Well, this incident proves the truth of your statement. |
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RedLetterRev (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 04:26 PM Response to Reply #8 |
150. Only slightly smarter than frying bacon nekkid n/t |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:54 PM Response to Reply #4 |
40. True. |
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LiberalFighter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 02:05 PM Response to Reply #4 |
47. Was it a male or female potato? What kind of potato? Was it peeled or unpeeled? |
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Sabriel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:35 PM Response to Original message |
5. It was stuck in his Sanctum Santorum n/t |
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Beacool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:41 PM Response to Reply #5 |
16. But ..........I'm innocent, I tell you........innocent!!!! |
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Hassin Bin Sober (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 03:32 PM Response to Reply #16 |
70. Not with that leather hat and mustache you ain't. |
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Beacool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 04:39 PM Response to Reply #70 |
83. Wellllll............. |
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RedLetterRev (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 07:06 PM Response to Reply #70 |
153. I could sooooooooo tell stories |
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Sebastian Doyle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:36 PM Response to Original message |
6. "Million to one shot, doc......." |
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Dennis Donovan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:37 PM Response to Original message |
7. He fell backwards, and the potato went INTO his rectum? |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:45 PM Response to Reply #7 |
24. Well you don't think he got it to do that the FIRST time do you? |
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Beacool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:50 PM Response to Reply #24 |
31. Nope |
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mcg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 05:22 PM Response to Reply #7 |
97. The potato just happened to be standing on end, |
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LeftishBrit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:38 PM Response to Original message |
9. I've heard that quite a few people end up in Casualty with odd objects up their rear ends! |
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eowyn_of_rohan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:39 PM Response to Original message |
10. I know a nurse who witnessed the removal of... |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 04:06 PM Response to Reply #10 |
73. I heard that Eastern European women used potatoes for their menses |
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eowyn_of_rohan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 04:24 PM Response to Reply #73 |
78. ewwwwwwww! |
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Beacool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 04:42 PM Response to Reply #78 |
85. Hey, as long as they don't later feed them to their family. |
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onlyadream (821 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 08:51 AM Response to Reply #73 |
141. What? |
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InternalDialogue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:39 PM Response to Original message |
11. Thank god he didn't fall onto the watermelon next to it. |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:58 PM Response to Reply #11 |
44. or the gerbil cage. |
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MadinMo (519 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 02:28 PM Response to Reply #44 |
63. I was thinkin' gerbils too. Agh! |
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Warpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:39 PM Response to Original message |
12. There's more than one website out there |
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slackmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:42 PM Response to Reply #12 |
18. The Concrete Enema is a classic |
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Beacool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:47 PM Response to Reply #18 |
27. Unbelievable!!! |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:50 PM Response to Reply #18 |
35. "The attending physician recommended a psychiatric consultation, but the patient declined." |
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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 04:06 PM Response to Reply #18 |
72. "A layer of concrete was chipped off the upper part of the specimen and revealed a white plastic |
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slackmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 05:09 PM Response to Reply #72 |
91. Better that than rebar |
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mcg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 05:28 PM Response to Reply #18 |
99. Live artillery shell |
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BreweryYardRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 05:45 PM Response to Reply #18 |
103. Holy shit. |
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racaulk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 08:41 PM Response to Reply #18 |
118. Yikes! |
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brendan120678 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:39 PM Response to Original message |
13. But why is this man smiling...? |
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qb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:40 PM Response to Original message |
14. These poor people. If they would only invest in the proper toys... |
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Beacool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:45 PM Response to Reply #14 |
22. Exactly!! |
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SmileyRose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 06:37 PM Response to Reply #14 |
105. Unfortunately some places make the sale of proper toys a felony. |
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DJ13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:42 PM Response to Original message |
19. A can of deodorant?! |
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Tansy_Gold (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 02:17 PM Response to Reply #19 |
55. True story |
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Chulanowa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 08:29 PM Response to Reply #55 |
114. It's a good way to experience synaethesia |
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knitter4democracy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 09:08 PM Response to Reply #55 |
122. *gasp* Oh, how awful!! |
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Historic NY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:43 PM Response to Original message |
21. Was he making himself a potato cannon? Or playing hide the potato. |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:46 PM Response to Reply #21 |
26. Heh. Human compressed air spud gun. |
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derby378 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:45 PM Response to Original message |
23. Q: "WHY is there a carnation stuck up there?" |
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LiberalEsto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:45 PM Response to Original message |
25. As long as it wasn't a bloody Papist |
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Arkansas Granny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:47 PM Response to Original message |
28. You know, don't you, what we're all going to think about the next time potatoes are on the menu? |
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Beacool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:52 PM Response to Reply #28 |
37. I'll never look at another baked potato the same way. |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:47 PM Response to Original message |
29. It could happen. |
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hootinholler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:47 PM Response to Original message |
30. Hmmm, we found something that 'this too shall pass' does not apply to. n/t |
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Happyhippychick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:50 PM Response to Original message |
32. We women have things fall into our vaginas all the time. Such is the life of an orifice. |
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Beacool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:54 PM Response to Reply #32 |
39. Yeah, but they are usually attached to a pair of nuts |
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Gin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 02:19 PM Response to Reply #39 |
58. good thing he didn't land on a utensil...he might have gotten forked |
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Beacool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 02:30 PM Response to Reply #58 |
64. Oooouuuccchhh!!!!!!!!!!! |
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DU GrovelBot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:50 PM Response to Original message |
33. ## PLEASE DONATE TO DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND! ## |
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yodermon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 07:32 PM Response to Reply #33 |
112. hmmm...c'mere grovelbot |
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wroberts189 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:50 PM Response to Original message |
34. religous fruitcakes are the most perverted n/t |
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SidDithers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:51 PM Response to Original message |
36. Sounds like "Fusilli Jerry"... |
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madmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:52 PM Response to Original message |
38. So if he was hanging curtains and was nude, it begs another question, was he flashing passers by? |
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Sal Minella (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 02:08 PM Response to Reply #38 |
50. No, silly, he was hanging curtains because he wanted to play sex games with the potato and didn't |
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madmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 12:42 AM Response to Reply #50 |
124. OH, ok I think I understand now! : ) |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:55 PM Response to Original message |
41. Couldn't he just have given himself a veggie oil enema and that sucker would have shot right out of |
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Buns_of_Fire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
42. I hate it when that happens. n/t |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
43. That's why I only keep french fries in the bathroom. |
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acmavm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 01:59 PM Response to Original message |
45. I think this is hilarious but I wonder, isn't medical info supposed |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 02:05 PM Response to Reply #45 |
48. not sure what the privacy laws |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 02:36 PM Response to Reply #48 |
67. That's a good DU name -- "Spud Bum" |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 02:03 PM Response to Original message |
46. "But our staff deal with them in a discreet, |
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Gwendolyn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 02:08 PM Response to Original message |
49. It's funny...but isn't one's medical info private and confidential? |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 04:08 PM Response to Reply #49 |
74. it is in the US |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 02:11 PM Response to Original message |
51. I am surprised he didn't use the "two dudes" defense. As in, " I was sitting on the stoop minding |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 04:14 PM Response to Reply #51 |
76. Wouldn't it be "two blokes" there? |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 04:28 PM Response to Reply #76 |
79. No doubt. |
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npincus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 02:13 PM Response to Original message |
52. no frickin' way!!!! Although... |
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TNOE (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 02:15 PM Response to Original message |
53. The Cartman Excuse |
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Vickers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 02:16 PM Response to Original message |
54. Was it one of those small red potatoes? |
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Beacool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 02:36 PM Response to Reply #54 |
68. What's this "we" kimosabe? |
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LeftHander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 02:17 PM Response to Original message |
56. Note to self: pass on the au gratin potatos......nt |
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8 track mind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 04:57 PM Response to Reply #56 |
89. ... |
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CTyankee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 02:18 PM Response to Original message |
57. The Rector and his Rectum |
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kenny blankenship (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 01:31 AM Response to Reply #57 |
129. There was an accident in the Rectory |
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conscious evolution (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
60. Vicar or dickta.. |
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nichomachus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
61. I know what I would be putting in the collection basket next Sunday |
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armed_and_liberal (78 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 02:25 PM Response to Original message |
62. it was actually John McCain |
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Bobbie Jo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 02:31 PM Response to Original message |
65. Naked curtain hanging? |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 02:34 PM Response to Original message |
66. Now there's a Canterbury Tail Chaucer should have written about. |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 02:38 PM Response to Original message |
69. As the Freeps would say, now his heinie is "in taters"! |
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earth mom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 04:03 PM Response to Original message |
71. Sounds like the Appalachian Emergency Room skit on SNL. |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 04:09 PM Response to Original message |
75. Thank goodness it was not a cactus |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 04:32 PM Response to Reply #75 |
81. Or a hedge hog. |
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Mrs. Overall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 04:21 PM Response to Original message |
77. A friend who is a nurse tells a similar tale of a man picking zucchini naked in his garden-- |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 04:31 PM Response to Reply #77 |
80. At least zucchini has smooth skin. Now a spiny cucumber - OW! |
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Chulanowa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 08:35 PM Response to Reply #77 |
116. That's why guys should never garden naked |
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KathieG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
84. Picture of the potato... |
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Beacool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 04:43 PM Response to Reply #84 |
86. So, it was a red skin potato after all!!!!!!! |
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Beregond2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 04:48 PM Response to Original message |
88. I hate when that happens. |
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d_b (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
90. lol what a clown |
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notadmblnd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 05:11 PM Response to Original message |
93. Kinda makes Eminem's little gerbil song seem kinda tame. |
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judasdisney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 05:17 PM Response to Reply #93 |
95. Rap music is destroying our morality |
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Trajan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 05:12 PM Response to Original message |
94. LMFAO to 'Holy Shit' |
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The Backlash Cometh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 05:18 PM Response to Original message |
96. Okay, I see the picture of the clergyman's butt, but where is the potato? |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 05:24 PM Response to Original message |
98. The Vicar by Ronco...it slices, it dices...scalpel sold separately. May require disassembly |
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PfcHammer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 05:29 PM Response to Original message |
100. I can haz cheezeburger and |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 05:29 PM Response to Original message |
101. It's The Telegraph: inclined to sensationalism and often not very accurate |
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zehnkatzen (769 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
102. What's Wrong With That ... |
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RedLetterRev (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 04:38 PM Response to Reply #102 |
151. Not even ranch or blew cheez? |
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MindPilot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 06:28 PM Response to Original message |
104. I see Mr Slackmaster has been playing with his potato... |
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OneGrassRoot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 06:47 PM Response to Original message |
107. I must say, I have never heard of most of the stuff.... |
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AntiFascist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 09:17 PM Response to Reply #107 |
123. He could always try stringing several potatoes together.... |
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OneGrassRoot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 05:46 AM Response to Reply #123 |
134. But, please, in the name of all that's holy..... |
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AntiFascist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 12:48 PM Response to Reply #134 |
144. anytime... |
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MiniMe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 06:49 PM Response to Original message |
108. Mr. Potato Butt - a new toy by Mattel |
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S n o w b a l l (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 06:55 PM Response to Original message |
109. uh huh...right |
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fascisthunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 07:00 PM Response to Original message |
110. Next Week it will be a Pineapple |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 07:25 PM Response to Original message |
111. Isn't this what "Extreme Unction" means? |
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ddeclue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 08:31 PM Response to Original message |
115. It's one in a million doc! |
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Dukkha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 08:37 PM Response to Original message |
117. a bold answer to the question 'you want fries with that shake?' |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 08:43 PM Response to Original message |
119. Sounds like he needed the Baby Jesus Buttplug |
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NWPatriot (114 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 08:48 PM Response to Original message |
120. "Hanging curtains"??? |
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AntiFascist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-13-08 08:56 PM Response to Original message |
121. Next time he'll know to use a carrot. n/t |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 12:46 AM Response to Original message |
125. Oh, where's that heroin-crazed Rodney Allen Rippey when ya really need him, eh Vic? nm |
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dorkulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 12:57 AM Response to Original message |
126. Sure, happens all the time. |
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kenny blankenship (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 01:20 AM Response to Original message |
127. You all can smirk, but the Vicar is on safe doctrinal grounds... |
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Beacool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 02:39 AM Response to Reply #127 |
131. Or an altar boy.................. |
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illuminaughty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 01:28 AM Response to Original message |
128. Yea, but was it a commentator? Sorry, old joke. n/t |
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RedLetterRev (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 04:41 PM Response to Reply #128 |
152. Only sinful if it was a dictator |
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salguine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 01:34 AM Response to Original message |
130. Yeah, anytime I've hung curtains I've always gotten undressed first. |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 02:47 AM Response to Original message |
132. Damn... don't get me started on some of the things I've seen |
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Quantess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 04:50 AM Response to Original message |
133. I read a fascinating article about embarrassing trips to the ER based on anal insertions. |
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OneBlueSky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 06:20 AM Response to Original message |
136. didn't his mama ever teach him not to play with his food? . . . |
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and-justice-for-all (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 06:28 AM Response to Original message |
138. The potato lived, So what happened to the carrot ?? nt |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 06:52 AM Response to Original message |
139. Just meetin' potatoes is all. |
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carlyhippy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 08:45 AM Response to Original message |
140. hmmm, let's analyze this.... |
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marshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 10:24 AM Response to Original message |
142. A nurse friend of mine had a similar case involving a mayonnaise jar |
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Bombero1956 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 02:03 PM Response to Original message |
145. we transported a guy with a lightbulb up his arse |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 02:11 PM Response to Original message |
146. It is funny, but it's also evidence of the role religious shame over gender identity plays. |
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MsTryska (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 09:35 PM Response to Reply #146 |
154. I agree....there's needs to be some sort of repressed |
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mhatrw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 04:09 PM Response to Original message |
148. Spudtacular! n/t |
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EmeraldCityGrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-14-08 04:13 PM Response to Original message |
149. Ouch! |
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