nobody butchers the language like a freeper:

[colonel odis]

If Obama gets elected
10/31/2008 1:25:34 PM PDT · by al baby
Today | Me
If Barrack Hussein Obama gets elected on Tuesday. I am going to emulate myself on the Newport Beach pier at sunrise



i'll tell you, if a word has more than two syllables, they're on shaky ground.

[billyoc]

1. My God, they need subtitles!

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

18. LOL

:rofl:

[Lance_Boyle]

25. or failing that, some subtleties.

;-)

[JJ]

2. I emulate myself daily.

[Happyhippychick]

I think that you can go blind from that.

[Howardx]

9. its part of a heart healthy exercise regimen

n/t

[asdjrocky]

3. I think we should do everything we can to not emulate al baby.

[Cerridwen]

4. I thought they were against cloning?

Yeah, it's a reach for the punch line. Bear with me. I'm still new to this humor thing. LOL

[Happyhippychick]

5. "Emulate myself"? Oy.

[BOSSHOG]

6. Hey free republic could sell tickets for a fundraiser for conservative values

No he won't "emulate" himself. He is a member of free republic ergo he is a coward. Me thinks the young lad will benefit greatly from the new negro evil liberal president and will curse him at every opportunity while living his better life.

[JuniperLea]

23. I was just saying this earlier, BOSSHOG...

They will grumble so much they won't recognize that they are living a far better life. The seeds of hate have taken root.

[BOSSHOG]

29. I've really chuckled

at the bits and pieces of limbaugh and hannity I've heard this week. The freaking universe will end as we know if Obama gets elected. limbaugh was quite the comedian today saying the fear of Obama is far worse then the fear of Clinton in 92. Yeah conservatives really had a lot to fear from eight years of peace and prosperity. Oh the evil blowjob, so much worse then war and economic ruin. I still fear the diebold effect. Looking forward to having all this crap signed, sealed and delivered

[JuniperLea]

32. Me too...

I'm worn out.

The RW wackos have hit a new low... they are far dumber and far more poisoned by the Kool Aid than I thought.

It's all about the fear for them! They thrive on it now.

Hope or fear? That's what our choice boils down to.

I'm sick of the fear.

[Jed Dilligan]

7. With or without lube?

[codjh9]

8. Hah! Yeah, what a sacrifice - to emulate oneself! :^)

[Lerkfish]

10. hey, there's change you can xerox.

[edbermac]

11. Let's chip in and buy him a butter knife.

[shadowknows69]

12. Once they figure out what they actually want to do

Or at least how to say it. I'd like to offer the first match.

[last1standing]

13. Since most people who know the word "Immolate" can actually spell it...

I'm going to have to guess that this nutjob meant "masturbate", to which I have to ask:

How is that different from any other day for him? :shrug:

[Fumesucker]

37. He'll have company while he does it, of course.

That sort of thing is normally a solitary pursuit for freepers.

[EFerrari]

14. Emulating a freeper could well be life threatening.

lol

[Swamp Rat]

LOL!!

:rofl: Protect your children! :D

[Catherine Vincent]

15. K&R!

LOL. :-)

[JJ]

16. Dictionary

useful for more than just leveling the coffee table.

[ulysses]

17. emasculate? immolate? what the fuck?

[EFerrari]

That's freeper for using an emollient or, greasing up?

lol

[ulysses]

22. thanks for the visual.

:scared:

[EFerrari]

28. Maybe it meant "to put on suntan lotion"?

:shrug:

[EFerrari]

21. Dupe.

[JuniperLea]

19. This is HUGH! I'm series!

Don't cast asparagus on this guy! He's series!

:rofl:

Morans!

[AlCzervik]

20. Wait what, he's going to out freeper himself?

[uppityperson]

24. I'll watch a freeper emulating themselves. Too funny.

[underseasurveyor]

26. Oh goodie

I'm going to Newport Tuesday... I like to watch freepers emulate:evilgrin:

[Buns_of_Fire]

40. I dunno. Sounds kinda kinky to me, emulating in public and all... n/t

[Fire1]

27. That's common knowledge among dems. 'Stupd is as stupid does'

[MadrasT]

30. I'm dying over here.

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[wryter2000]

31. A new freeperism

Where's the freeper dictionary? :rofl:

[Kitty Herder]

33. What exactly is this genius trying to say? Immolate?

That's my best guess, but I'm not so sure it's right.

[EFerrari]

36. Hard to tell since they don't seem to have fire over there yet. n/t

[Naturyl]

34. LOL, you can just picture how this happened...

The freeper was unsure he had spelled the big word correctly, but spell check said everything was kosher...

He has definitely succeeded in emulating himself.

[VPStoltz]

35. That's the root of the problem.

Freepers already "emulate." And me thinks the target of the their "emulation" is just tad overrated.

[rucky]

38. kickin' for Jesus!

[datasuspect]

39. i supersize with you

[JBoy]

41. Emolate?

Don't cry, al baby.

[Sheepshank]

42. Please hurry

get this guy a mirror and stop the humanity