The Ballad of the Texas Quail Hunt (need input)

[kentuck]

Well, we went down to Texas-
To hunt for some quail -
Rode out to the ranch -
And drove like hell...

(2nd verse??)

[Lithos]

1. Still like

Cheney's got a gun (sung to Aerosmith's "Janie's got a gun")

L-

[Lefty48197]

2. and then one day, I was shootin' at a brood

when from the corner of my eye, I saw another dude.

Bleeding that is. Crippled bad. Heart attack.

Well the first thing you know Ole' Cheney's out of view
The kin folks said "Hold a press conference you!"
They said in the bunker is not where you want to be, so they loaded up the truck and they drove to D.C...

Fox News crew. Brit Hume...

The Washington Killbillies...

(pick it Flatt and Scruggs)

[havocmom]

3. It works

:rofl:

[yellowdogmi]

4. 3rd verse same as the first!

Just wanted to get in on the fun.
:hippie:

[CAG]

5. More verses.... Now back at the ranchhouse,

Ol' Dickie fixed a drink
He said now don't say nothing,
just give me time to think

Talkin' to Ol' Rove
is the thing I need to do
He gets the village idiot
out of every deep poo....

Rove said there's no need
to wake up George Dub
Just talk to your uncle Karl
and I'll fix your troub..

Delay, Delay, Delay,
is what I have to say
Excuse the pig latin, but
get to zero that booze evel-lay