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stopbush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:32 PM Original message |
Dems Win! I've Already Gone Gay, Hired An Illegal Alien... |
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radfringe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:33 PM Response to Original message |
1. did you declare war on christmas? |
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stopbush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:34 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Damn! Forgot. Good thing there's 7 days in the week. |
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ArbustoBuster (956 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:41 PM Response to Reply #2 |
62. There will only be six once us Democrats outlaw the sabbath! |
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Atmashine (476 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 05:06 PM Response to Reply #62 |
74. lol |
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alf4707 (14 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 09:29 PM Response to Reply #74 |
154. what |
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2008 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 06:26 PM Response to Reply #1 |
86. How dare you use that word here |
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KansDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:41 PM Response to Reply #86 |
143. Where have you been? We don't do that anymore... |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 04:30 AM Response to Reply #1 |
112. We have to you know |
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Captain Hilts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:34 PM Response to Original message |
3. Some people know how to live right, I mean, left! Cheers!!!! nt |
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Doctor_J (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:34 PM Response to Original message |
4. I have takne all my Osama Fan Club gear out of the cedar chest |
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stopbush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:35 PM Response to Reply #4 |
8. Me too! It feels great to fly my Hezbollah flag again! |
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Doctor_J (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 09:29 PM Response to Reply #8 |
93. Thanks for reminding me |
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tgnyc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:49 AM Response to Reply #93 |
108. Funny you should mention that. I'm organizing a nuclear energy summit betwen N.K. and Iran |
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myrna minx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:52 PM Response to Reply #4 |
72. I've been looking for an Osama's #1 |
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brer cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 06:37 PM Response to Reply #72 |
89. I've read the whole thread and you win, BIG TIME, myrna! Just |
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myrna minx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:26 PM Response to Reply #89 |
123. Thanks! |
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newworld (39 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:08 PM Response to Reply #72 |
134. LOL |
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drmom (450 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:35 PM Response to Original message |
5. What??!! You haven't had an abortion yet? |
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radfringe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:36 PM Response to Reply #5 |
13. don't forget to save the stem cells for cloning |
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elehhhhna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:01 PM Response to Reply #5 |
32. oh no you di'in't.. |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:04 PM Response to Reply #5 |
37. There's such a huge line at the clinic, I can't get in! |
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Quiet_Dem_Mom (251 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:35 PM Response to Original message |
6. Had an XL package of San Francisco Values shipped to me FedEx. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:35 PM Response to Original message |
7. By dancing naked in my back yard. |
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hwmnbn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:44 PM Response to Reply #7 |
19. umm... are you anywhere in the Midwest? |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 06:18 PM Response to Reply #19 |
82. Not any more |
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Turn CO Blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:10 PM Response to Reply #7 |
48. Uh, we usually only do that during the solstices... |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 06:17 PM Response to Reply #48 |
80. The Goddess appreciates any form of pleasure |
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Cult (242 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:35 PM Response to Original message |
9. Don't forget to light a joint with the American Flag |
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slybacon9 (848 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:35 PM Response to Original message |
10. Dude, I've already had like 3 abortions today... bongloads all around!!! |
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Ioo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:36 PM Response to Original message |
11. I rounded up a few people I know, we went and had abortions |
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geomon666 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:36 PM Response to Original message |
12. I've already killed and eaten a few fetuses for the stem cells. |
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Cult (242 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:37 PM Response to Original message |
14. Donate money so we can better aid terrists! |
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Wilms (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:37 PM Response to Original message |
15. Just another day for me. |
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stopbush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:38 PM Response to Original message |
16. Bible burning at 6. Film at 11. |
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stop the bleeding (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:38 PM Response to Original message |
17. you terrorist you |
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DrZeeLit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:43 PM Original message |
Yes, the girls in the coven and I are planning a naked dance tonight under |
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longship (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:43 PM Response to Original message |
18. I've Turned communist. |
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Gwerlain (516 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:44 PM Response to Original message |
20. You haven't paid any higher taxes yet. |
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Mrs. Overall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
21. Driving my Volvo, while drinking a latte, eating some sushi and wearing |
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Nickster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
22. I hung an upside down cross over my doorway at midnight last night and turned |
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Patsy Stone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
23. I'll be calling Osama to congratulate him |
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noonwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
24. I asked my dad to set up a dowry for me, so I can marry a rich sheik |
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VOX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:52 PM Response to Original message |
25. The sign-up line for "Homosexual Agenda" was too long, so I opted for welfare-cheater status... |
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Saphire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:51 PM Response to Reply #25 |
145. cool, I hear the Homosexuals only give out free toasters. |
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stillcool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:53 PM Response to Original message |
26. I can't stop hugging... |
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Opusnone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:53 PM Response to Original message |
27. Free Abortions For Everyone! |
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gardenista (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 03:27 PM Response to Reply #27 |
148. No! Make that mandatory! |
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Bobbie Jo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:53 PM Response to Original message |
28. Donated $100 to the Saddam Legal Defense Fund. |
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Buzzkitty (21 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
29. LMAO |
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ladyVet (279 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
30. So many evil deeds. So little time. |
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wryter2000 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 05:57 PM Response to Reply #30 |
75. Welcome to DU |
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ladyVet (279 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 04:45 AM Response to Reply #75 |
113. I do! |
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wryter2000 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 11:15 AM Response to Reply #113 |
117. And we'll be back from our honeymoon in February |
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ladyVet (279 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:33 PM Response to Reply #117 |
140. My birthday is in February! |
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wryter2000 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 05:18 PM Response to Reply #140 |
151. Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon |
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TornadoTN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:00 PM Response to Original message |
31. I'm going door to door rounding up guns! |
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Dr. Death (639 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:02 PM Response to Original message |
33. I posted this earlier: I'm going to marry a box turtle! |
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tritsofme (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:02 PM Response to Original message |
34. You forgot Poland! |
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eppur_se_muova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 11:40 PM Response to Reply #34 |
94. well, NOW WE CAN ! nt |
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smoogatz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:03 PM Response to Original message |
35. I surrendered to the terrorists while pissing on a big pile of Bibles |
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lapislzi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:03 PM Response to Original message |
36. Yes, must go frolic with the terrorists |
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progressoid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:04 PM Response to Original message |
38. Stem Cell Margaritas!! |
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The Anti-Neo Con (402 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:05 PM Response to Original message |
39. I went and had some "man on dog" sex! |
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slybacon9 (848 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:05 PM Response to Original message |
40. I'm thinking about skipping man on man and going straight to man on dog. |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:05 PM Response to Original message |
41. i saw someone having sex with a tree. (on the board, not real |
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eppur_se_muova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 11:43 PM Response to Reply #41 |
95. "What's the stick for ?" (from an old joke...) |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:05 PM Response to Original message |
42. Martinis, manicures, and plotting a comprehensive health care plan |
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eppur_se_muova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 11:48 PM Response to Reply #42 |
96. I thought there was a town named Effigy, PA ... |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:05 PM Response to Original message |
43. You know I was just thinking of calling al queda and taking them all out |
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slybacon9 (848 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:08 PM Response to Reply #43 |
46. their schedule is full with liberal special intrest luncheons today, i already tried |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:41 PM Response to Reply #46 |
63. Dang, well maybe some miniture golf this weekend. |
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Phredicles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:08 PM Response to Original message |
44. Organizing the gay recruitment drive at the local school! |
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tgnyc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:45 AM Response to Reply #44 |
106. Organizing gay couples to launch a mass attack on traditional marriage. We should have that bitch |
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Mabus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:08 PM Response to Original message |
45. This morning I had sex with several dogs on a bed of fresh stem cells |
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BlueEyedSon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:09 PM Response to Original message |
47. Hug a terrorist! |
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Clinton Crusader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:11 PM Response to Original message |
49. I guess I can finally let Osama out of my cellar? |
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BleedingHeartRN (226 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:11 PM Response to Original message |
50. Skipping church, practicing witchcraft, becoming a lesbian..... |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:42 PM Response to Reply #50 |
66. I'm becoming a lesbian who goes to church, and has a wedding there. nt |
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skids (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:12 PM Response to Original message |
51. I'd like to but I simply cannot come up with a plan! n/t |
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DrZeeLit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:14 PM Response to Original message |
52. Hold on...mmm.. that was my sleeper cell calling. I guess we've been |
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RobertSeattle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:18 PM Response to Original message |
53. I just SENT George Soros some money! |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:21 PM Response to Original message |
54. This thread is killing me. |
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gordianot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:23 PM Response to Original message |
55. Now that we own all of the voting machines life will be better. |
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polemic_realism (39 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:26 PM Response to Original message |
56. Cloning my dog so that we can have a gay threesome... |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:31 PM Response to Original message |
57. I'm taking applications for my new satanic cult |
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Clinton Crusader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
58. Delivery just arrived: FRENCH fries, wine, Brie cheese and Dixie Chicks CD |
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wryter2000 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
59. I'm going to give the terrorists free therapy |
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4_TN_TITANS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:35 PM Response to Original message |
60. Check to Al Qaeda is in the mail.... |
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The Backlash Cometh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:39 PM Response to Original message |
61. I licked the back of US stamps depicting the American flag, and |
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truthisfreedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:41 PM Response to Original message |
64. freeper: "All I got was a rock." |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:42 PM Response to Original message |
65. And what about aiding the terrorists? Hmmm? nt |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:44 PM Response to Original message |
67. Partial birth abortion this morning, making dinner for a terrorist tonight! |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:34 PM Response to Reply #67 |
141. See how each of those evil activities nicely provides material for the next one? |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:44 PM Response to Original message |
68. Cooking up a big ol' batch of meth! |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:49 PM Response to Reply #68 |
70. *spittake* |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:45 PM Response to Original message |
69. I'm going to start burning bibles |
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KansDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
71. I tried to confiscate all the guns on my block... |
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KansDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:02 PM Response to Reply #71 |
119. self delete |
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BurgherHoldtheLies (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 04:59 PM Response to Original message |
73. OMG...great thread. K&R |
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Doctor_J (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 06:06 PM Response to Original message |
76. I'm the Grand Marshall of my town's Terrorist Parade |
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AIJ Alom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 06:14 PM Response to Original message |
77. I'm forcing people to convert to Islam using my Scimitar (Arabian Sword). |
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Strawman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 06:16 PM Response to Original message |
78. We're fisting in the streets over here! |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:03 PM Response to Reply #78 |
132. LOL! |
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RobertSeattle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 06:17 PM Response to Original message |
79. Similar thing here |
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long_green (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 06:17 PM Response to Original message |
81. What else? I cut and ran |
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Chiyo-chichi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 09:38 PM Response to Reply #81 |
156. I'm also planning to cut & run! Later, I'm gonna tax and spend!! |
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tandem5 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 06:20 PM Response to Original message |
83. look! I'm cutting and running with scissors! nt |
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AIJ Alom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 06:20 PM Response to Original message |
84. Ok guys, time to take out our copies of the Communist Manifesto. |
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tom_paine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 06:22 PM Response to Original message |
85. I've been preparing to institute Devil Worship as National Religion |
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BleedingHeartPatriot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 06:26 PM Response to Original message |
87. I fired a bunch of Americans and gave their jobs to illegal immigrants. |
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mwooldri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:25 PM Response to Reply #87 |
122. I also helped dig the "Freedom Tunnel" under the CA/MX border. |
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jokerman93 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 06:32 PM Response to Original message |
88. The very first thing |
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Art_from_Ark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 06:42 PM Response to Original message |
90. I'm not so ambitious, I'm afraid |
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daveskilt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 09:12 PM Response to Original message |
91. two words - box turtle fucking, damn three three words nobody expects the spanish inquisition |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-08-06 09:25 PM Response to Original message |
92. You?! I'm in PA.; I'm marrying my DOG! |
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Az_lefty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 12:40 AM Response to Original message |
97. I've become a lesbian trapped in a male body... |
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AtomicKitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:05 AM Response to Original message |
98. I'm just here in San Francisco wallowing in my values. |
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Hippo_Tron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:11 AM Response to Original message |
99. I went down to the Welfare office 10 times, each time with a different disguise |
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Momgonepostal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:22 AM Response to Original message |
100. I love this thread! K/R |
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slybacon9 (848 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:36 AM Response to Original message |
101. Just lettin the old ticker bleed all over myself while singing Clinton Bless America. |
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tgnyc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:37 AM Response to Original message |
102. Raising my own taxes! |
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tgnyc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:39 AM Response to Original message |
103. On the phone now asking the French for permission to kick my neighbor's ass |
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tgnyc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:40 AM Response to Original message |
104. Discriminating against every white person I come across. |
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slybacon9 (848 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:42 AM Response to Original message |
105. Going door to door collecting people's guns... |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:46 AM Response to Original message |
107. I confiscated all my neighbors GUNS in the name of PELOSI !!! |
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liberalsoldier5 (248 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:49 AM Response to Original message |
109. Haha. I just asked my church |
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emlev (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 03:18 AM Response to Original message |
110. converting my car to run on burning flags |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:05 PM Response to Reply #110 |
133. Hee! |
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NuttyFluffers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 04:21 AM Response to Original message |
111. carpooling thugalicious young black men to the suburbs to have sex w/ Britany |
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Glenda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 07:33 AM Response to Original message |
114. I'm doing all of the above |
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liberalgenes (25 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 08:46 AM Response to Original message |
115. Another kick |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 08:47 AM Response to Original message |
116. I've begun wearing more Pastels... |
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Giant Robot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 11:25 AM Response to Original message |
118. Unprotected pre-marital sex for all our minions! |
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mwooldri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:37 PM Response to Reply #118 |
127. Glad that was minions. I nearly misread that for minors. (nt) |
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Giant Robot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:41 PM Response to Reply #127 |
128. Funny you should say that |
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KansDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:03 PM Response to Original message |
120. KICK!!! |
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liberalgenes (25 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:23 PM Response to Original message |
121. putting a Surgeon General's warning on all of Coulter's books |
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Rocknrule (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:28 PM Response to Original message |
124. I got an interracial gay marriage to Osama while burning the American flag |
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Sparkly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:32 PM Response to Original message |
125. "Don't Support the Troops" magnet ribbon on my Honda |
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ladyVet (279 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:48 PM Response to Reply #125 |
144. "Once I've completed my transition to becoming Lesbian" |
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wryter2000 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 05:22 PM Response to Reply #144 |
152. We can have a group lesbian wedding |
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Sparkly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 09:26 PM Response to Reply #152 |
153. Are you and ladyVet in one of those "under attack," nearly defunct marriages? |
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johnaries (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:36 PM Response to Original message |
126. OK, taking bets now which RW site will link to this thread first. |
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stopbush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:55 PM Response to Reply #126 |
129. One can only hope! |
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Clinton Crusader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 01:58 PM Response to Original message |
130. Too absolutely funny. Another kick.... |
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ecstatic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:02 PM Response to Original message |
131. Going to drive my brand new cadillac to pick up 6 welfare checks! woo hoo nt |
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regularguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:08 PM Response to Original message |
135. Legistlating from the bench, of course! |
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tabasco (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:12 PM Response to Original message |
136. I'm gonna go give some oral sex and then get some. |
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KellyPaDem (139 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:13 PM Response to Original message |
137. Re-sewing the American Flag |
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More Than A Feeling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
138. I'm calling my new Dem rep to make my medical decisions. |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:31 PM Response to Original message |
139. Not may things left to do... no, WAIT! I know!!! |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
142. I'm going down to the christian youth center and start recruiting ... |
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lapislzi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 03:01 PM Response to Original message |
146. Distributing Pottery Barn catalogs to middle school kids n/t |
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distantearlywarning (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 03:08 PM Response to Original message |
147. I'm organizing a terrorist parade. |
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ComerPerro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 03:29 PM Response to Original message |
149. I am now Muslim, and await the next terror attack. Sitting here |
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liberalpragmatist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 03:30 PM Response to Original message |
150. I'm attending a "Terrorist Victory Party" - nt |
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texanwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-09-06 09:35 PM Response to Original message |
155. This thread is to damn funny. |
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