"DUers Say the Darndest Things", Monday 5/8/06 edition (dialup warning)

[Richard Steele]

This is the second installment of
"DUers Say the Darndest Things",
a semi-weekly, whenever-I-have-time thread in which a few
random DU quips and quotes are preserved for posterity
in PhotoShopped TOON form.
Last week's Debut Edition is HERE:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=1087332

First, let's check out the "Mission Accomplished" department,
with caption provided by DUer 'marmar':

I think we can all agree- MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!



Elsewhere, the Senior Bushes seemed to be hitting the Truth Serum
at their joint appearance last week:

Babs captioned by "vickiss":


Poppy captioned by "Cyrano"

That Poppy is just a million laughs!



But, they were back under control quickly,
according to "paparush":




Hey, did y'all celebrate Cinco de Mayo?
B*sh sure did, and "mcscajun" summed it up in four words:




Now, I'm sure the burning question on EVERYONE's mind these days is:
"Hey, what's Katherine Harris gonna do
after she gets her head handed to her
in that Senate race?"
Well, wonder no more, cuz "Starbucks Anarchist" has the answer:




And finally, we end this week's edition with a pic of the Chimperor
doing what he does best- frightening the little children:

A lot of possible captions there; this one was conceived by DUer "malaise".

Hope y'all enjoy these as much as I do!
I'm figuring out how to use that JOURNAL thingie,
so I can start keeping these all in one convenient place.
I hope to have it set up in time for next week's edition.

Suggestions and comments are always welcome.
Until next time!

Richard

[MADem]

1. Very well done!!!! BRAVO!

[Lerkfish]

2. very funny! I like the bolton one the best.

[SeattleVet]

3. Bolton is looking more and more

like Captain Kangaroo's Evil Twin.

[spindrifter]

4. These speak for themselves!

Great job!

[texasleo]

5. lol

good stuff

[myrna minx]

6. LOL. That baby/bu$h photo is priceless.

Thanks.

[robbedvoter]

7. Great idea! I had missed some of them - all great!

[Kurovski]

8. LOL! "Livin' La Vida Bozo!

Great job pulling them all together, DS! :thumbsup:

[HamDon]

9. Excellent, you do good work

[BrklynLiberal]

10. Thanks for this. It is wonderful!

:-)

[Richard Steele]

11. OK, I've got the Journal turned on...

Now I have to figure out how to get this thread to show up there!

Just a matter of time- I'll muck about until I get it!

[Richard Steele]

13. D'OH! I found it!

It was cleverly disguised as a button
that says "add this to my journal".

Only took me 20 minutes to find it, too-
I must be SPECIAL! LOL
:silly: :dunce: :silly: :dunce: :silly: :dunce:

[proud2BlibKansan]

12. Awesome!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

14. Woo-hoo! I'm famous!

:D

[Richard Steele]

21. I don't know about 'famous'...

It's not like I have any Hollywood connections or anything-
probably more correct to say you are "slightly less unknown"!

On the other hand, I do foreward this stuff to
a few progressive sites here and there, just because
it is worth being seen...

You might wanna keep an eye on http://www.allhatnocattle.net/...
Both toons from last weeks edition got some face-space over there.

[Mnemosyne]

15. Thanks for the heads-up Richard! I never dreamed

one of my captions would make it big! Thanks for including mine. :hi:

[deaniac21]

16. Hoo Boy!! This is some of the FUNNIEST stuff I have EVER

seen!!

[Richard Steele]

18. Stick around awhile- this is just...

...par for the course here at DU!

When you get all the smartest and funniest people in the world
together on one website, stuff like this just naturally starts
happening.

[malaise]

17. Great stuff

Too cool :D:

The Katherine Harris oen is priceless.

Edit add.

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

19. Those captions are priceless.....

Great job Richard. I'm glad you figured out how to post them to your journal. I'm looking forward to next week's entries already.

:applause: :applause: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[Spazito]

20. Great idea to compile these!

Thanks for the laugh and for showing how creative DUers are!

[mcscajun]

22. Woohoo! I'm "semi-famous" in a very small world.

:)

:)

:)

Thanks for including my quip. :)

[Richard Steele]

23. Kick for my peeps: NIGHT OWLS KICK ASS!

Third-Shifters RULE, sun-viewers DROOL!

[bear425]

24. Richard, this is a great idea, 'cause I missed them all.

I love Vickiss' one. Good job!

[nicknameless]

25. Dear God, those are hilarious!!!

My favorites were poppy's and babs' quotes.

:D