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Okay, so I'm bored. And I've had a couple of request for more play scenes. So I changed this one up a bit and submit it for your approval. It will probably get deleted but...whatever.
A extended (and modified from the original) scene from my new play "And the new God Rose (from my ass)"
Scene opens on Evoman: He is absentmindedly scratching his rear, when he hears a yelp:
Evoman: What the fuck was that?
Ass Pimple: It is I...I have come to deliver the news.
Evoman: *Puts his ass to the mirror* Whaaaa....my ass is talking!
AP: No..quit looking at your crack..I'm over hear *it throbs conspiciously*
Evoman: But your just an ass pimple with no mouth. How are you talking to me"
AP: Will you stop worrying about the logistics of it. Just listen to my words, my son.
Evoman: Yes, I will listen....don't really have a choice. You hurt too much to scratch off.
AP: Enough! I AM "I AM:. I'm the alpha and the omega. I have a message you must share with the world!
Evoman: Fine, fine. Go ahead.
AP: You must tell the world that I am the only god. You must use my existence to cast doubt into the believers of the orthodox religions.
Evoman: God? How exactly are you a god...I mean, don't get me wrong. Your REALLY impressive for what you are, but a god? I doubt a real god could be killed by some salicylic acid or vitamin A cream.
AP: DOUBTER! YE OF LITTLE FAITH!
Evoman: I mean...Jesus could cure people, and Mohammed rode a flying horse. And Yahweh..that guy would send you a plague if you grabbed yourself while peeing. But you...
AP: HEATHEN! YOU WILL LISTEN!
Evoman: Alright Alright. True god, doubt into believers of orthodoxies, alpha and omega..gotcha.
AP: YOU WILL CONVINCE THE WORLD OF THIS!
Evoman: Fine! Stop your throbbing..but I have to ask you... how the hell am I going to do that?
AP: I have an advantage that no other religion has..I can convince people with no faith.
Evoman: Oh?
AP: Well...People can actually see me...I mean, I am a talking ass pimple.
Evoman: Wow..actual evidence. That sure beats the other guy.
AP: Yep. Now pass the word.
Evoman: I will!
Next Scene: Evoman bumps into his friends Steam Me Up Loudly, Blotsky, Broom and Comic Steambreeze.
Evoman: Hey guys! Have you heard the news!
SMUL: Hey Evoman, I find you incredibly hot and want to have your babies.
Evoman: I know, I know...but there are more important things to talk about right now....I want to talk about something serious!
Blotsky: *BURRRRP*
Comic Steambreeze: Tell us already goddamit. I'm too fucking old and grumpy to have to sit here and talk to you young whippersnappers.
Evoman: okay guys...have I got something interesting to show YOU!!! *pulls down pants*
SMUL: Impressive!
Evoman: Okay..no...Steam...stop looking at my alpha, and have a gander at my omega!
Comic Steambreeze: DAMN...thats huge man. Maybe you should get it taken care of.
SMUL: I think it may be infected.
ASS PIMPLE: SILENCE! IT IS I, YOUR NEW GOD! I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OME...
Broom: Wait. Are you female?
AP: WHAT?
Broom: Are you female?
AP: I'm well...WHAT DOES IT MATTER! I'm trying to talk here and...
Broom: I'm not worshipping a male ass pimple, is all I'm saying.
AP: I'M AN ASS PIMPLE...do I look like I have genitilia!
SMUL: No! But wait....you don't really have a mouth either.. how are you talking.... I mean..
Blotsky: BURRRRPPPP
THE END?
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