Top 10 reasons Palin is resigning

[JamesA1102]

10. Joining the Alaska National Guard just in case Putin rears his head again.

9. Needs the extra time to buy up and shred every copy of this month’s Vanity Fair.

8. RNC accidently emailed her the speech meant for Mark Sanford.

7. Plotting revenge against Letterman is a full time job.

6. Wanted to knock all the Michael Jackson coverage off of cable news.

5. Premiering this fall: “Regis & Sarah”.

4. Finally decided to study up for the Katie Couric interview

3. Heard Biden had left the country and is hoping to be considered for the VP job again

2. Is moving to Minnesota to head up the recount for Norm Coleman

1. Joining cast of Saturday Night Live as a Tina Fey impersonator.

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. .

:spray::rofl:

[JamesA1102]

69. #12 Joining the Alaska Independence Party

They promised to make her Queen!

[sakabatou]

2. I can seriously see that on Letterman.

[Lisa0825]

3. K&R

:rofl:

[NightWatcher]

4. #8 is the best

[DallasNE]

30. Agreed

[southerncrone]

5. A+

:rofl:

[slay]

6. ROFL!

That's freakin awesome. Send it to Dave! :evilgrin:

[Mira]

7. If you need a job, apply with Letterman. This is flawless and hysterical. I'm proud

to "know" you as a fellow DUer. Good work.

[trueblue2007]

46. yes!!!!!! This top 10 is A S T O U N D I N G !!!!!!

wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy to Go !!!!

[Jade Fox]

8. good work!

[vixengrl]

9. That is hilarious!

:rofl:

[Lancer]

10. Very good!

[sharp_stick]

11. Very well done

an excellent top 10.

[Champion Jack]

12. Great!!!

[rvablue]

13. Sublime!! n/t

[msanthrope]

14. Very funny!!! n/t

[crispini]

15. Epic win!

Nice!

[Festivito]

16. Taking up Larry Flynt offer for better cheesecake photos.

Alaska runs cold, our governor has just been sold, our governor is a centerfold...

Can you hear the music?

[northofdenali]

34. DUzy! For you AND the OP, of course!

Funny as hell :rofl:

Thanks from an Alaskan FINALLY getting celebrate Independence Day free from the alien Gubner!

[ProfessorGAC]

50. Oh Yeah. Congrats, Danali!

You've probably had it up to "here" for quite some time now, huh? How's that Lt. Governor?
GAC

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

17. She's Bonkers! nt

nt

[NoPasaran]

18. !

:rofl:

[zbdent]

19. #11 ... getting out before the plane tickets from SC to AK surface ...

and why was her SUV parked at the Vancouver airport?

[TankLV]

20. I'd promise to watch her if #6 was true in the LEAST bit...!!!

[Brother Buzz]

21. Outstanding!

Eight and four are almost believable.

:rofl:

[Historic NY]

22. 11. going to work for Faux Snooze.

[Divine Discontent]

23. other than 9 & 2 these are VERY VERY good! great job! I love submitting jokes for

the online TOP 10 on Letterman's web page from time to time. I've got selected #2, 5 & 6 before in the times I've tried.

Hope they have a similar question so you can submit a few of these.


NANANANA NANANANA - HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE SARA!!!!
:hi:

[NanceGreggs]

24. FANTASTIC!!!

:kick: and REC'D!!!!!

[PatSeg]

25. That's actually better than most of Letterman's Top Ten!

[JamesA1102]

27. #11 Going to star in the remake of 'Dumb & Dumber' with

Michelle Bachman.

[PatSeg]

28. You're on a roll!!!

[TeamJordan23]

26. 11. Fight for custody of 'Blanket'.

[bigwillq]

39. ....

:thumbsup:

[66 dmhlt]

29. Hell ... even Sarah says "Pump It Up!"`

[Born_A_Truman]

31. Couldn't give a speech on 11/4/08 ...

McCain's peeps ripped her speech off the teleprompter and she had to use it somewhere.

Seriously, I'd love to read that speech. This one was like a bad stream of consciousness.

[mw]

32. 12. They got her on tape blowing Gov Sanford in Buenos Aires nt

nt

[northofdenali]

33. Her speech sounds like she's a chipmunk

wound up on Mat-Su Valley meth (plently of labs near Wasilla). Makes no sense, contradicts herself constantly, manic...........

Whew. Total meltdown.

[Cha]

35. # 8 is excellent...I got one..

the RNC paid her to take the headlines away from the narcissist, sanford..promising her the gop pres nom:silly:

[BobTheSubgenius]

36. Nice job!!!!!

Better than many - probably most - of Letterman's Top Tens.

[Gregorian]

37. Haha! No moose will be safe!

She really is a little slow.

[grantcart]

38. Well done and under pressure of a quick deadline

[angee_is_mad]

40. She's the other, other woman

of mark sanford.

[bigwillq]

41. This is great!

:bounce: :thumbsup:

[neuvocat]

42. I hope Letterman's top 10 is that good.

[davidpdx]

43. Ha!

[orleans]

44. these are great! LOL! letterman's top ten should be so good.

are you a writer for his show?

[omega minimo]

45. That's pretty good

:toast: Funny and you got the rhythm right :yourock:

[hangman86]

47. There was one of those Support Sarah Palin ads

right next to your list when I read it, which made it all the more hilarious. It looked like your Top 10 was actually paid for by SarahPAC!!!! :rofl:

[sce56]

48. 11. She is starting her own web site www.votefortheGILF.com

but she has to remove the links to www.JohnMcCain.com first
If you have to ask it means Gov I'd Like to F*@k
the web site still links you to JohnMcCain.com soon it will link you to her erection site!
votefortheMILF.com was killed after it became public before the election

[ProfessorGAC]

49. My Faves Are 4, 3, and 1.

Thanks for the chuckle.
GAC

[marions ghost]

51. ha ha, excellent!

I have to add one tho---

Sarah and Todd become want to become televangelists to make a lot of money so they can set up religious survivalist camps in Alaska to get ready for Armageddon.

[Optical.Catalyst]

52. Palin is going for the money

Palin is showing her true conservative colors; she is dumping politics and perusing the path to riches.

Look for the FAUX NUZE trifecta coming your way:

Hannity Show

Beck Show

Palin Show

[Vidar]

53. K&R

[denverbill]

54. I thought maybe Obama hired her as his 'energy expert'. n/t

[tj2001]

55. Per diem sucks in Alaska

[L. Coyote]

56. Top FIVE reasons Palin is resigning = NOT humor

1. She will be indicted on a Monday.
2. She will be indicted on a Tuesday.
3. She will be indicted on a Wednesday.
4. She will be indicted on a Thursday.
5. She will be indicted on a Friday.

[KingsMeadow]

57. Partial Term Palin

She will be forever known as:

Partial Term Palin

[omega minimo]

63. NO. She won't

:puke:

[KingsMeadow]

67. Partial Term Palin

Partial Term Palin, you know for her Aborted Governorship.

[omega minimo]

68. Rather for

your aborted DUership :evilfrown:

[Zambero]

58. The next move...

Leaping off the 'Bridge to Nowhere' where she will rendezvous with Michael Jackson's wandering spirit.

[myrna minx]

59. Perfection. K&R n/t

[NJmaverick]

60. That is out standing work!

:toast:

[WillyT]

61. Excellent Work !!! - K & R !!!

:applause::yourock::applause:

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

:rofl:

:hi:

[Enthusiast]

62. That is good! nt

[calimary]

64. This entire thread deserves a DUzy!

:toast:

[sonias]

65. Damn funny

You have talent there James!

:applause: :rofl:


Sonia

[Auggie]

66. Very, very funny

[PretzelWarrior]

70. this was a greatest thread??? PULLEAZZEEEE