In honor of Call Me Wesley's birthday, come lock a thread!

[Dr. Strange]

Pretend you're as clever as our moderators and come up with a lock message.

[Dr. Strange]

1. Locking.

While this thread does not actually violate any of the Forum's Rules, I haven't locked a thread in five days, and I'm terribly behind on my quota.

Sincerely,
the Mod Squad

[quip]

2. Locking.

Please don't call out members who are getting old and have taken silly names after Star Trek characters.

The DU Mod Squad
Democaptic Underground

[TZ]

3. Locking

This is democraticunderground not nipplezrusunderground..

Sincerely,
DU mods with good artistic taste...

[quip]

4. Locking.

Posting after a lock is not permitted. Further offenses will result in an ass kicking from Skittles.

That is all.

B&W Art Critics Society
Democlaptic Sunderground

[Dr. Strange]

6. Wait, this ISN'T nipplezrusunderground?

I must have made a wrong turn somewhere.

[TZ]

12. prolly not

I think you believe the entire net is nipplezrusunderground....;-)

[Dr. Strange]

14. Which is why I refer to it as...

the InterNipple.

[quip]

27. I'd like to inter Sherwood Forest.

I have no idea what that means, but it really sounded dirty, so I went with it! :evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

29. Seriously...

Sherwood Forest--that totally sounds like a porn name.

No wait, Surewood Forest! That's a hot-porn-chick sounding name if ever there was one!

[Call Me Wesley]

7. Ha ha!

Just wait 'till you're there! Then it's not funny anymore. :rofl:

[quip]

9. Hey, I'm betting that I'm older than you are!

:party:

[Call Me Wesley]

18. I'm Nineteen forever ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcd4f6dMHUk

Well, and added 24 years more ...

[quip]

26. Locking.

I knew it! The arrogance of youth! To the kids' table with ya! :D

(Happy Birthday, CMW!) :party: :hi:

[mainegreen]

5. Locking.

While we here at DU appreciate the inherent environmentalism of line drying, we are not sure the Lounge is the best place to air out your dirty laundry.

[Dr. Strange]

8. Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!

:thumbsup:

[Inchworm]

10. Locking.

This thread has gone on long enough. It will be placed next to Hoffa.



The DU Mod Squad
Democaptic Underground

[flvegan]

11. Locking.

While we here at DU appreciate the tribute started by the OP, alas, he/she/it is no longer with us. DuStrange will be missed, but our aim will improve with time.

Regards,

flvegan
DU Moderator

[Dr. Strange]

15. I hope my tombstone reads...

"He disrupted like an eggnog-flavored laxative!"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. I commemorated DesertedRose's 40th

with an "I'm farty" thread which was promptly shut down. Does that count?

Happy birthday Call Me Wesley! :toast::party::hug:

[Call Me Wesley]

20. LOL!

Thank you! :hug:

[RainDog]

16. locking

gratuitous David Hasselhoff crotch shots violate bodily function rules.

[Dr. Strange]

17. Locking.

This thread has pissed off the Batman.



Best Wishes,
the DU Batmods

[Metta]

19. Off topic - Happy Birthday, CMW.

Here's an upbeat birthday ditty for you, to be sung to your own tune, my friend.

"You've been around a long, long time ..., (X3)
*And,* I hope you're around a lot more.

Happy Birthday!

:toast: :hug:

[Call Me Wesley]

23. Thank you, my friend!

:hug:

[RainDog]

21. locking

Caterpillar on french fry posts violate the no trans-fatty acids sex thread rule.

[Dr. Strange]

22. Locking.

Best dishes,
the Modifiers

[TZ]

24. Locking

No Pi threads! Please do not contibute to the level of irrationality on DU by posting irrational numbers.

Sincerely,
DU Numerators.

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. Locking

We're not having this sort of smut at Democratic Underground!

[racaulk]

28. Locking.

I think we all know why.

[Ptah]

30. You have new fail.

Your lame flame has been extinguished.

No mocking the locking



And to be sure, the combination has been erased.



If you have any questions contact the admens.



They are waiting to hear from you.

Happy birthday CMW!

[mike_c]

31. locking....

Resistance is futile.

[racaulk]

32. Locking.

Don't make me invoke the gag rule.

[Dr. Strange]

34. Hey, it's my sweetiekins! Oh snap!

[racaulk]

33. Locking.

This thread has devolved into a childish flamefest.