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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:04 PM Original message |
I am opening up a daycare for undisciplined brats |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:05 PM Response to Original message |
1. I'd like to reserve 3 spots |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:06 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. I'll give you a discount |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:08 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. Bonus! |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:14 PM Response to Reply #7 |
11. yes i do |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:17 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. Well my dog Ben |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:23 PM Response to Reply #13 |
19. Well Ben deserves the best! |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:06 PM Response to Original message |
2. You toss the dog food INTO the cage, don't you? |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:07 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. I figure i can put one bowl in the middle and let them duke it out |
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cwydro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:06 PM Response to Original message |
3. you are so bad! |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:08 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. you are just mad because i am gonna be rich |
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cwydro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:22 PM Response to Reply #6 |
18. I'll buy stock. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:27 PM Response to Reply #18 |
22. Cool !!! |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:08 PM Response to Original message |
8. The flaw in your business plan |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:10 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. I'll call it GoPrOx's is that better |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:12 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. I can't wait to have children... so I can send my little wonders to the Brat Camp. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:16 PM Response to Reply #10 |
12. I got an idea for the slogan |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:21 PM Response to Reply #12 |
17. Oh that's excellent. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:25 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. I have a lady i plan to hire to help me |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:32 PM Response to Reply #20 |
26. Mom? |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:34 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. it's mummy dearest |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:36 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. Yeah... I know... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:18 PM Response to Original message |
14. Camp Discipline! |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:20 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. yep and i will of course offer a beverage |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:19 PM Response to Original message |
15. Children should fly only in the cargo hold. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:26 PM Response to Reply #15 |
21. As long as they are in carriers |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 06:14 PM Response to Reply #21 |
32. That's great. Only the dog looks unhappy. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 06:19 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. Yeah but i have it on good authority he voted straight republican |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 06:26 PM Response to Reply #33 |
34. You are a patriot and a judge of fine beer |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 06:28 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. Danka |
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Pithlet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:27 PM Response to Reply #15 |
23. And hooked up to a benedryl drip n/t |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:29 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. Good thinking!! |
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Pithlet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:31 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. We could take them on outings to Olive Garden. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 04:33 PM Response to Reply #25 |
27. On leashes |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 05:50 PM Response to Original message |
30. How about a wing for undisciplined bratty.... |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 05:51 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. good idea |
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Joe Fields (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 06:37 PM Response to Original message |
36. Dammit! You stole my idea... |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 06:52 PM Response to Reply #36 |
37. I am the Carlos Mencia of DU |
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Joe Fields (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 07:41 PM Response to Reply #37 |
42. Why not? works for him! |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 07:45 PM Response to Reply #42 |
43. hell to the yeah! |
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Joe Fields (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 07:47 PM Response to Reply #43 |
44. and if you need any extra whips and chains, I will be most happy to supply. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 08:40 PM Response to Reply #44 |
53. well yeah |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 06:55 PM Response to Original message |
38. Man! I love brats! Especially cheddar brats, or beer brats! |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 06:57 PM Response to Reply #38 |
39. I love those as well! |
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buddhamama (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 07:34 PM Response to Original message |
40. can i get a job with you? |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 07:39 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. buddhamama!! |
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buddhamama (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 07:53 PM Response to Reply #41 |
46. i keep him in line |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 08:00 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. Good thinking :o) |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 07:52 PM Response to Original message |
45. You're only a step away from putting your charges to work. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 08:02 PM Response to Reply #45 |
48. Yeah!!!!!!! :thumbsup: |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 09:25 PM Response to Reply #48 |
56. A little black lung is character-building. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 08:25 PM Response to Original message |
49. Is that vegan dog food? |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 08:33 PM Response to Reply #49 |
50. Yes of course it is :) |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 08:36 PM Response to Reply #50 |
51. What sort of... |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 08:40 PM Response to Reply #51 |
52. I used old spices i had in my cabinet |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 09:21 PM Response to Original message |
54. I'll drop them off in a half an hour. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 09:23 PM Response to Reply #54 |
55. if the kid in red brings booze |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 09:58 PM Response to Reply #55 |
59. They'll bring their pets. Got any watermelon? |
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JustABozoOnThisBus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 09:26 PM Response to Original message |
57. The dog food looks great |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 09:33 PM Response to Reply #57 |
58. oliver? |
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JustABozoOnThisBus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-14-07 07:16 AM Response to Reply #58 |
61. Thanks for the youtube link |
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assclown_bush (573 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 11:27 PM Response to Original message |
60. The critters should be hosed down once a day for the sake of cleanliness. |
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