How many Freepers does it take to change a lightbulb?

[arbusto_baboso]

None. Freepers believe that light bulbs are modernist liberal conspiracy to take America away from its glory days of tallow candles.

Okay, I know that was lame.

Anyone else able to think up a better punchline?

[zanne]

1. Two

The first one does it wrong and the second one does it right and takes the blame.

[NightWatcher]

2. it takes 50, 000 and 2 billion dollars

51 to pass a bill that contains money for a no bid contract. And a large military contractor to employ 49,949 former military special ops forces to install the light. 1 billion goes to the stock holders of the company, 100 million goes to the contractors and the rest go into the politicians re-elections campaign chests.

[zanne]

5. DING DING DING!

We have a winna!

[NoPasaran]

3. None

They'd rather stay in the dark and blame the Klintoons

[petronius]

4. Four:

One of them blasts the old lightbulb out with a shotgun
One of them blames the bulb-failure on Clinton's penis
One screws in a new bulb, but puts in a vastly larger bulb then the socket allows
One calls the fire department after #3's overly large bulb burns down the shack...