I need extra money. Anyone know how to become a prostitute?

[HEyHEY]

Not like on the street or anything. And not for men, as I'm not gay. I know that limits my customer base, but there has to be a plethera of middle-aged women with boring husbands that are wiling to pay me a few hundred bucks no matter how bad the sex is, right?
Either way.. any tips are appreciated.

[Hugin]

1. You'll need a pimp...

Hmm... LynneSin or Midlo come to mind.

:rofl:

[u4ic]

2. Craigslist

:shrug:

[jpgray]

3. What a clever way to search DU for ladies of the night

[HEyHEY]

4. Not at all, I need the money

Then I'll buy some furniture and give the cat a name.

[MonkeyFunk]

5. sorry

but you'll probably have to do guys if you want the big bucks. Just close your eyes and think of Ottawa.

[rug]

6. First, pierce your tongue.

[Blue-Jay]

7. You'll need to move to South Africa or Iceland.

[skygazer]

8. Maybe advertise in Ladies Home Journal

Do they even publish Ladies Home Journal anymore?

[Beer Snob-50]

9. do you have a biker outfit. nt

[some guy]

10. Get in touch with Heidi Fleiss

or however her name is spelled. She is or was supposed to be setting up a brothel in Nevada for male prostitutes.


Good luck! :hi:

[crispini]

11. LOL. Good luck with that.

Even middle-aged women can get it for free, honey. ;)

[edbermac]

12. Join the Congressional Page Program.

:)

[Xithras]

13. To charge money, you'd better have something worthwhile.

A well cut chest, a well endowed (youknowwhatImean), and a style that has women screaming their Hail Mary's for an hour straight. Mr. Average isn't going to get any interest, because even bored old housewives can get "Average" for free at the local bar. If you meet the qualifications, the going rate for guys is far lower than women, and you'll be looking at $100-$150 an hour...and you'd better be able to perform for the ENTIRE hour.

As for where to post your info, try Craigslist and see if there is also a local equivalent (northern California, for example, has a site called MyRedBook dedicated to this sort of thing). Also make sure you post your info on swingers websites, since those get frequented a lot.

Don't ask me how I know all of this, but do know that I've never been or slept with a prostitute of either sex. I just happen to "know people".