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The premier episode of the thread you have been waiting your entire posting life for.
Welcome to DU Fight Club.
The first rule of DU fight club is: Do not tell the mods about DU Fight Club. The second rule of DU fight club is: DO NOT TELL THE MODS ABOUT DU FIGHT CLUB. Third rule, if some says stop, taps out or does not reply for 10 minutes.. the fight is over. Fourth rule, when the fight is over, it is over. Fights in Fight Club do not leave Fight Club. Fifth rule.. What happens in fight Club, stays in Fight Club. Don't go crying to the mods because you get hurt in a fight. If you chose to fight, you chose the possibility that you would get hurt. Sixth rule: No racial/ethnic/sexist slurs. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. and the Eigth rule of Fight Club is... if this is your first night at Fight Club... you have to fight.
Fight ideas: ABORTION vs. FREEDOM of CHOICE, ISRAEL vs. PALESTINE, DNC vs. the base, BLONDES vs. BRUNETTES, DOGS vs. CATS
Please, step up and announce your dumb ass beliefs and someone will fight you for them.
Some things to keep in mind:
You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway.
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