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Edited on Fri Dec-23-05 09:58 PM by wildhorses
> > Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the > > pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you > > must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into > > heaven." > > > > > The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He > > flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through > > the pearly gates," Saint Peter said. > > > > > The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He > > shook them and said, "They're bells." > > Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates." > > > > > The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and > > finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the > > man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" > > The man replied, "These are Carol's." > > And So The Holiday Season Begins....
edited cos I forgot a very important apostrophe
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