D'yever wanna just tell a perfect stranger to RUN!

[Dookus]

I was down at the local brewery last week for dinner, sitting on the patio by myself, reading a magazine. There was a table of young folk nearby (I live in a college town). One really cute guy, seemed sorta shy and nervous, was being hit on by this total Courtney Love-type who was drunk, loud and obviously interested in this guy. He was flattered and blushing.

I was sort of observing from a distance, thinking "well, this guy's gettin' laid" until she uttered the words.... "when I win my lawsuit".

I just wanted to go up to him and tell him RUN! RUN LIKE THE WIND! RUN AS IF A PACK OF RABID JACKALS IS NIPPING AT YOUR HEELS!! DON'T LOOK BACK!

But I didn't.

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. And here I thought you meant something different by the title

Like breathlessly running up to a stranger, handing them a big envelope and yelling, "I can't go on! You must get this to Al Stevens, go! NOW! PLEASE! Our lives depend on him getting that document!"

[Dookus]

2. I would love to do that.

and if I ever find myself stabbed in the back, I will quickly find a random piece of paper and hand it to a stranger and tell him to deliver it to the right people. Then I'll die. And I'll fuck him up real good.

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. BWHAHAHA!

Why wait? I'll come stab you in the back right now. :crazy:

[Dookus]

4. feh

get in line, sister.

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. But I'll come prepared with an important looking document.

[Dookus]

6. Don't you ever sleep?

Hell, you're still growing - you need your rest.

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. Are you trying to get rid of me?

:cry:


Dookus doesn't love me. *sigh*

[Dookus]

Not at all, my dear...

I just don't want Child Protective Services showing up at my door, nor do I want a nasty note from your homeroom teacher telling me you were nodding off.

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. Child Protective Services?

How old do you think I am? :P

[Dookus]

11. I dunno

aren't you a teen still? Or am I thinking of someone else?

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. I am, barely.

I'm 19.

So I doubt Child Protective Services would have much use for me. :P

[JohnKleeb]

12. Dude she's a year and a half older than me

Funny how I thought she was older at first and now its really kind of freaky to me how shes nearly 2 years older than me.

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. I am older.

I'm really a 60 year old man. Ooops, you weren't suppose to know until we met in Boston... shit.

[Dookus]

21. if you were 60

you'd be closer to my age than you are now.

Friggin' kids... GET OFF MY LAWN!

[JohnKleeb]

24. Then I shall call you Kitty Kat

[JohnKleeb]

8. No he thinks you're from Massachuetts

Christ dude youre turning in to me, everyone always gives me shit for not getting any sleep, oh and if anyone wants to know, I sleep on the train to and from work everyday.

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. HAHA!

Oh no, I'm turning into a perverted teenage boy!

This fucking sucks. x(

[JohnKleeb]

14. You mean you never have wanted to be in a guys lockeroom?

Christ Kate if I turned in to a girl, I would be in advanced gym right now :D.

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. Not, really no.

:P

[JohnKleeb]

22. Surrrrrrrrre

For someone who loves fantasy like you do, I am shocked.

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. Hey,

You don't think if I wanted to go into a guys locker room, I wouldn't? If I wanted to go, I would go.

Just barge in, "hey boys."

[JohnKleeb]

27. Yeah but having an element of cover would help you

I dont know maybe its because in a way I like being an engima.

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. Cover, who needs it?

:P

[JohnKleeb]

29. If I were to walk in to a girl's lockeroom dressed as I dress

I would get a rescinding order on me. Now :hide: *changes in to best female outfit he can find from Rev's closet and gets a spare wig*, I could fit in without being worried about "YOU SICK BASTARD".

[Dookus]

17. that's the beauty of being gay

lockerrooms. And to all you 'phobes... hell yeah, I look. Cope.

[JohnKleeb]

19. I am sure its nice lol

and this concidentally is why I wouldnt mind being a girl for a day. A trip to the girl's lockeroom is well fantasy for me.

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. Why did the song YMCA just pop into my head?

:hide:

[Dookus]

23. Because

you're a 40ish gay man in a young girl's body.

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. That's it!

All this time, and now I know! So much makes sense now. :o

[Jamastiene]

30. And let's not forget the beach and...

I'm female and I look too. After years of being shamed by that accusation, I finally figured out that double jeopardy laws are in effect. I was accused before I actually did any real ogling, so now I'm making up for it. And enjoying the fine artistry of the feminine form. Oh, that's sweet.

[Dookus]

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