Woman finds penis in tomato sauce bottle

[emad]

IOL

Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.

Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.

"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said.

"It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a ketchup bottle."

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw1108309142293B235

[Texasgal]

1. OH myyyyyyyy!

That's really weird!

[dolo amber]

2. That's what having a detachable penis gets ya

:D

[peekaloo]

3. Heinz Variety # 58!

:P

[LastKnight]

7. wouldnt that be #69? nt

:P

[peekaloo]

12. only if it adds a little tang to the flavor.

:o

[southpaw]

20. I's say it adds a 'whang'...

[pres2032]

4. Did Theresa get really mad at John Kerry?

i'm sorry, i'm sorry, i'm sorry, couldn't resist.

[JohnKleeb]

6. ha

Thats ok, I like Kerry a ton and it cracked me. Nah I think someone thought it would be funny if they put their dick in a machine and then well it got in a bottle. That really is disgusting though, youre putting ketchup on your fries and oh my god, its a wang!

[Richardo]

5. "Medium sized"

Nice eye for detail, that!

[Jamastiene]

13. Glad she didn't get the smaller sized jar...

or she may not have noticed it. :D

[Kellanved]

8. This sort of thing seems to happen quite regularly

http://www2.gol.com/users/coynerhm/man_finds_human_penis_in_bottle.htm

[crispini]

10. WTF?

I just need to say that again: :wtf:

Oh, and :puke:

[Jamastiene]

9. Uncircumcized?

Intact? Oh, I see, the top of the BOTTLE was intact. Hahaha

[dean_dem]

11. WTF quote of the year:

Maybe it's just me, but this quote is hilarious:
"she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls"


HAH!

[Jamastiene]

15. ROFLMAO

That was a good one. "Intact" was another word that made me think.

[Richardo]

19. That is the underlying, truly disturbing level to this story...

...why are they putting tomato sauce on rolls? x(

[barackmyworld]

14. one time they found out it was some kind of mold

a woman started a big hubub about a "penis" in a snapple bottle or something, and they found out it was a big solid chunk of mold.

What's worse?

[Jamastiene]

21. Unfortunately,

I can think of something worse than mold or penis meat to find in a jar of tomato sauce. It should be flushed immediately if found I am sure. I shouldn't have said that. I grossed my own self out with that one.

[edbermac]

16. Gives a whole new meaning to Carly Simon's Anticipation...very evil grin..

As Carly Simon sings "Anticipation," a man holds a bottle of Heinz over a hamburger. Of course, the ketchup won't budge. But a woman opens a new upside-down squeeze bottle and squirts a river of red on the meat. Graphic: "No wait. No mess. No anticipation."


Heinz Ends the ``Anticipation'' in New Advertising Campaign for Heinz Easy Squeeze! Upside-Down Bottle

PITTSBURGH, Sep 17, 2002 (BUSINESS WIRE) -- H.J. Heinz Company today announced the end of "Anticipation" in a new advertising campaign for its Heinz Easy Squeeze!(TM) upside-down ketchup bottle. The campaign, created by Leo Burnett USA, uses Carly Simon's classic "Anticipation" to reveal that, with the launch of Heinz Easy Squeeze!, ketchup lovers can now enjoy "No Wait, No Mess, No Anticipation."

Heinz has re-created Carly Simon's "Anticipation" with her daughter Sally Taylor, son Ben Taylor and niece Julie Levine performing and recording the song.

"With the introduction of Heinz Easy Squeeze!, we thought it was an ideal time to bring back `Anticipation,' the song that has come to signify the thick and rich taste of the Heinz brand," said Justin Lambeth, general manager of ketchup, condiments and sauces at Heinz North America.

"Now, Heinz Easy Squeeze! turns anticipation into instant gratification for consumers who no longer have to wait for their favorite thick and rich ketchup," Lambeth added.

[emad]

17. Someone must've bottled out.....

Good thing it wasn't pickled eggs........

[underpants]

18. Just proves that old rule-it is getting it OUT of the bottle that's tough

Remember that kids.

[Jamastiene]

23. That could be how it happened

and the poor guy was too embarrassed to go to the emergency room. Nah, not likely. Did Lorena Bobbitt work at the tomato sauce plant where it was bottled?

[davidinalameda]

22. gee, don't you think that someone would have reported a missing penis

I know that I would

[Jamastiene]

24. Maybe

it was an amatuer sex change operation attempt?

[KyndCulture]

25. Did anyone else notice the co. name was AXfoods? ROFL!! nt

[kiki]

26. I found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.

It was my own, still attached to my body.

I think I've been single too long.

[Purrfessor]

27. Not a penis, just a new type of dispenser made to resemble a penis

n/t