Would you urinate on Fred Phelps if he were on fire?

[NightTrain]

Poll question: Would you urinate on Fred Phelps if he were on fire?

For those unfamiliar with Fred Phelps, you're lucky! Here's his website, if you dare:

www.godhatesfags.com

And if you're wondering why I created this poll, looky here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2887236

[ET Awful]

Hmmmm, tough call.

I wouldn't really want to put him out, but urinating on him would have a certain perverse joy all its own :) So yeah, I'd piss on him, just not on the parts that were on fire. Like if his pantleg was on fire, I'd piss on his head.

[7th_Sephiroth]

23. i wouldent piss on him to put the fire out

i'd beat it out, with a cinderblock

[htuttle]

1. Only if I pissed gasoline

[mark11727]

8. Hey, let me put it out with this bucket

of kerosene... oh, I'm sorry.

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

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Ooo. That must really sting.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. No, my urine is of great value to me

I would not want to waste it on the off chance it might ameliorate his searing pain in any way.

[Groggy]

3. That man is just plain sick. n/t

[Wapsie B]

4. Hey, maybe we could have a bonfire!

I'll bring a few logs and some hot dogs.

[donheld]

5. I very seldom wish for someone to suffer

but in Fred Phelps case i make an exception.

[motely36]

6. I'm sure the man will burn in hell...

I want to be nasty and mean to the man, but I'm finding it hard to actually do it. I truly believe the man is evil. One day, he will get what he deserves. I almost feel sorry for him. Almost...

[proud2BlibKansan]

7. here's an explanation of his anti-Sweden rhetoric

[Erika]

9. He's just a sign of the Bushie times.

He'll also be expecting big bucks of our $ when he applies for money from Bush.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Sure, I'd piss on him. Since I know it wouldn't be enough to put the fire

out. And if I did, by accident, put the fire out, I'd just reignite him.

I'd like to say that it would be great to save his life and say I'm a liberal gay-friendly Christian, but I know he'd never learn his lesson. Best just to let him die.

[Wilber_Stool]

11. Now, if he wasn't on fire

that's a different story.

[name not needed]

12. No

he might enjoy that.

[EstimatedProphet]

13. Only if I can piss gasoline.

[NightTrain]

14. Hey! Get your own damned material.

See reply #1 for details.

[EstimatedProphet]

15. Oops

My apoligies to htuttle.

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. Since we have a thread about Phelps' cunt bitch daughter,

might as well send this around, too, just to give people some background.

Fuck Phelps.

[NightTrain]

17. Shouldn't that be, "Phuck Phred Phelps?"

And thanks for the kick!

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. You're right! It should be!

[ronnykmarshall]

19. Waste of good piss!

Ya never know when you might need to write your name in a snow bank.

[joeybee12]

20. I'd piss on him ONLY if he knew it was a fag who was doing so...

...he'd probably die right then and there, so my act of kindness would probbaly be for naught.

[miss_kitty]

21. No

I might need that piss for something important!

I also would not give him the steam offa my piss.

[kodi]

22. nope, but i would be willing to save old freddy boy via an enema discharge

.

[billyskank]

24. I'd urinate on him if he *wasn't* on fire

so yeah, I guess I would.