"A Day in the Life of Donald H. Rumsfeld" -a LURID insider's look

[thebigidea]

http://www.terminalproduct.com/donrumsfeld.mp3

SHOCKING FACTS behind the myth, mindless entertainment about the monster.

'Twas constipation that killed the beast!



Enjoy!

(if you can)

special guest star Paul Wolfowitz as "The Kid"

previously:

http://www.terminalproduct.com/backtocrawford.mp3
http://www.terminalproduct.com/worlddomination.mp3

[thebigidea]

1. oh, and I nicked that "porcelain" line from Burroughs

astonishing propaganda courtesy Fox News Channel.

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2. now with double the nutrasweet, twice the condescension

Michael Medved sez: "Its Rumsferrific!"

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3. and in the Leaving No Ashcroft Behind Department

here's a similar bit of improvisational idiocy concerning the current activities of our beloved Attorney General:

http://www.terminalproduct.com/ashcroftrehab.mp3

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4. speaking of Ashcroft - is he still in agony?

Or just keeping us in agony?

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5. My goodness! Is this contribution just... unhelpful?

waaah! somebody say something! hurt my feelings! steal my lunch money and give it to Halliburton!

[Kool Kitty]

6. Goodness gracious,

this is just much too much. Your contributions are never unhelpful. And that picture, captures the nightmare that is Rumsfeld perfectly.

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7. note to self: don't have manic mp3making mood swings on Clarke-day

"My heavens, thanks for the unknown un-unhelpful known positive indicators!"

Have you tried the Halliburton? Its very fresh today.

http://www.terminalproduct.com/halliburtoncommercial.mp3

The next one is the Bush 9/11 exploitation barrage, its coming out quite nice.

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8. even worse!

up at 3:30, just did a rough version of:



a public service message from the Justice Department... strange that I did the grafx and slogan years before the current Janet-FCC-nonsense.

that one should be online tommmmorra... today... uh... what day was it again?

The sudden aquisition of a poor Ashcroft voice has all kinds of odd thoughts percolating, including a Lahaye Rapture-type epic entitled "The General Gets Left Behind!"

[peekaloo]

9. kick

:hi:

coming up empty as if someone slipped the impacted bastard the mother of all laxatives. you say Tony has a cameo????