Equal Time with Bob Boudelang
"I Knew Eating Ant Paste Would Pay
Off Someday Thanks To Our Great President!"
March 19, 2005
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
who can deny happy days are not here again, thanks to Our Great
President? The economy is going great
guns if you do not count the sinking
dollar and the deficit
and the unemployment.
For example foreign trade has set a new
And things are going better
in the Middle of the East so much so that there is certainly no
need for Our Great President’s Daughters Jenna and the other one
to join the army. Also Our Great Next President Jeb’s boys. Nor
any other young Republicans.
Also the plan to privateer Social Security is going really well,
except for the people who don’t
want it. Some extremists have even called it a "nutty
idea"! Imagine! What is wrong with such people?
After all, as George W. says, "In the year 2027, there will be
$200 billion beyond the payroll taxes necessary to pay for the promises
the government has made. It increases every year, see. In 2018,
it starts going negative -- increases, increases, increases -- to
give you an extent -- by how much -- by 2027, it's $200 billion;
greater than $200 billion the next year; greater than the next --
you know. " Clearly we must act immediately if not sooner, without
questioning Our Great President in any way.
And yes, he is taking his mother
to his meetings now, but that does not mean he is a sissy, no matter
what Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld says.
Meanwhile, I am sure you will remember back when Democrap Socialists
and the LIEberal left wing running yellow dog media unfairly blocked
Our Great President’s proposal to test
pesticides on human beings, which I could of used the money.
However, since then I have kept eating the ant paste as a snack,
which is pretty tasty on crackers and also keeps the ants out of
my trailer. And any way you cannot prove the insectaside has anything
to do with the spasms nor the loss of memory. That is just enivrowhacko
hysteria of the worst kind.
But I am sure you will remember back when DemocRATs and the main
street media unfairly blocked Our Great President’s plan to test
pesticides on human beings(12), which I could of used the money.
Which I have kept right on eating the ant paste as a snack, and
it is pretty tasty on crackers and also keeps the ants out of my
trailer. And any way you cannot prove that has anything to do with
the scaly rash or the sweats or the memory loss. So stop saying
But that is why I was so excited to read that George W. has nominated
Steven Johnson, who is in favor of testing pestasides on humans
and even on little
kids, to head the Environmental Prevention Agency. Now at last
the age-own question, about whether poison is dangerous, can be
answered once and for all. That is the sort of science America’s
science should be doing after all, instead of stem cells or the
I was so excited to hear this that I sat down and wrote him a letter:
Dear Dr. Steven Johnson:
It is about time we had a scientist who believed in feeding
insectasides to children and other people for money. For too
long the wrong kind of people have cared about the environment
and public health. Now at last we have a bold new type of leader
like Our Great President to stand up for poison, torture and
no gay marriage.
I know you get it.
P.S.: Where can I get money for eating ant paste? I have
been eating it for nearly four years. However, I do not have
any receipts but that does not mean I stole it no matter what
anyone says. Please send me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org
and let me know.
I wrote "This
is not anthrax" on the envelope justin case. And yes, George
W. has not caught the anthrax killer or Osama Bin Laden, but that
does not mean he is an incompetent crooked drunk, so stop saying
Enclosing, I am glad to see that Our Great President has named
Paul Wolfowitz to head the World Bank. Wolfowitz is a Jew but is
almost as good as if he was saved, and I am sure he will do as good
a job there was he did in Iraq,
where he helped Halliburton and others develop.
Halliburton is richer, Paul Wolfowitz and Steven Johnson have great
new jobs, and I am eating ant paste again—It is the Bush economic
miracle, all righty. You bet!
Bob Boudelang is a Republican team leader who does not really have
problems with his memory or dizziness or memory and you cannot prove
it is because of the…well, you cannot prove it, that’s all.
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