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"I Knew Eating Ant Paste Would Pay Off Someday Thanks To Our Great President!"

March 19, 2005
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot

Well, who can deny happy days are not here again, thanks to Our Great President? The economy is going great guns if you do not count the sinking dollar and the deficit and the unemployment. For example foreign trade has set a new record!

And things are going better than ever in the Middle of the East so much so that there is certainly no need for Our Great President’s Daughters Jenna and the other one to join the army. Also Our Great Next President Jeb’s boys. Nor any other young Republicans.

Also the plan to privateer Social Security is going really well, except for the people who don’t want it. Some extremists have even called it a "nutty idea"! Imagine! What is wrong with such people?

After all, as George W. says, "In the year 2027, there will be $200 billion beyond the payroll taxes necessary to pay for the promises the government has made. It increases every year, see. In 2018, it starts going negative -- increases, increases, increases -- to give you an extent -- by how much -- by 2027, it's $200 billion; greater than $200 billion the next year; greater than the next -- you know. " Clearly we must act immediately if not sooner, without questioning Our Great President in any way.

And yes, he is taking his mother to his meetings now, but that does not mean he is a sissy, no matter what Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld says.

Meanwhile, I am sure you will remember back when Democrap Socialists and the LIEberal left wing running yellow dog media unfairly blocked Our Great President’s proposal to test pesticides on human beings, which I could of used the money. However, since then I have kept eating the ant paste as a snack, which is pretty tasty on crackers and also keeps the ants out of my trailer. And any way you cannot prove the insectaside has anything to do with the spasms nor the loss of memory. That is just enivrowhacko hysteria of the worst kind.

But I am sure you will remember back when DemocRATs and the main street media unfairly blocked Our Great President’s plan to test pesticides on human beings(12), which I could of used the money. Which I have kept right on eating the ant paste as a snack, and it is pretty tasty on crackers and also keeps the ants out of my trailer. And any way you cannot prove that has anything to do with the scaly rash or the sweats or the memory loss. So stop saying that!

But that is why I was so excited to read that George W. has nominated Steven Johnson, who is in favor of testing pestasides on humans and even on little kids, to head the Environmental Prevention Agency. Now at last the age-own question, about whether poison is dangerous, can be answered once and for all. That is the sort of science America’s science should be doing after all, instead of stem cells or the like.

I was so excited to hear this that I sat down and wrote him a letter:

Dear Dr. Steven Johnson:

It is about time we had a scientist who believed in feeding insectasides to children and other people for money. For too long the wrong kind of people have cared about the environment and public health. Now at last we have a bold new type of leader like Our Great President to stand up for poison, torture and no gay marriage.

I know you get it.

Signed

A Friend.

P.S.: Where can I get money for eating ant paste? I have been eating it for nearly four years. However, I do not have any receipts but that does not mean I stole it no matter what anyone says. Please send me an email at bobboudelang@yahoo.com and let me know.

I wrote "This is not anthrax" on the envelope justin case. And yes, George W. has not caught the anthrax killer or Osama Bin Laden, but that does not mean he is an incompetent crooked drunk, so stop saying that!

Enclosing, I am glad to see that Our Great President has named Paul Wolfowitz to head the World Bank. Wolfowitz is a Jew but is almost as good as if he was saved, and I am sure he will do as good a job there was he did in Iraq, where he helped Halliburton and others develop.

Halliburton is richer, Paul Wolfowitz and Steven Johnson have great new jobs, and I am eating ant paste again—It is the Bush economic miracle, all righty. You bet!

 
Bob Boudelang is a Republican team leader who does not really have problems with his memory or dizziness or memory and you cannot prove it is because of the…well, you cannot prove it, that’s all.


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