Time with Bob Boudelang
"Trade Is the Economy, So You Cannot Prove Our
Great President Was Drunk Stupid"
January 18, 2002
by Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
In the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that conservatives should have a voice on this website. So
here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot, with this week's
Now we see the retched awfulness of the Socialist Democraps. While our Great
President is trying to get the important message that trade
is the economy, stupid, they are distracting us all with focusing
on poor George fainting due to a pretzel. It could happen.
People faint from pretzels all the time. It is as plain as
the bruise on George's face.
I myself once fainted from a pretzel at the Red Bear Lounge,
and the partisan left wingers there spread the lie that I
had been in a fistfight because I had taken someone else's
beer. You cannot prove that is true just because there are
witnesses, since they are probably moderates and other LIEberals.
No one believed ME either. I guess getting shot in the ass
by friendly fire or being appointed president means nothing
to people anymore. But I am not bitter and neither is George
Dubya Bush, although damn it, we ought to be.
And I am too allowed back in the Red Bear Lounge and the
Post Time Tavern too. I just choose not to go is all, so stop
We should all focus on the big picture instead of these details.
It is not our Great President's fault that Osama Bin Laden
and the anthrax guy have got away, and you cannot prove it
is because he was drinking either. That was a pretzel.
I see that there will be increased security at Groundhog
Day, which is not
silly so stop laughing. For all you know the groundhog hole
may be the other end of the cave in Bora Bora. Maybe Bin Laden
will poke his head out and we will have six more weeks of
George Bush. I would love to see the look on you LIEberal's
faces then - ha ha.
And doesn't everyone see that it is the economy we ought
to be worried about, not whether George Bush got drunk stupid?
Our Great President said, "I'm worried about jobs." And it
is true, and not just because of Enron and the people he put
in jobs in his Administration. Good God, do we have to be
distracted from important issues with these endless witch
humps? It has been going on since last week. Why can't we
let these important rich people do their jobs in secrecy without
asking them questions about where the money went and who called
who for favors? The way some of these leftists go on, you
would think lying to investors and employees is wrong, instead
of business as usual in the Bush economic miracle.
So what if Bush did Enron favors or not? It is not like he
should be impeached over sex, or anything. It is just an ordinary
stock swindle involving a friend of the president who was
helping him subsidize the energy industry and get rid of pollution
laws. Wake up and smell the coughing. It happens every day.
There are even some hotheads who want to limit the amount
of stock a company can make employees take in their Special
411k's. Don't they realize if the employees don't get stock
they will get money? You would think these poor CEOs are made
of money the way some people want to rob them with taxes and
worker benefits. I would take all the stock I could in my
own Special 411k, if I had one.
Ted Kennedy even wants to raise taxes by taking away the
Bush tax cuts that have done so much for us all already. If
he does that, it will be like Osama Ben Laden has won, and
not because George let him get away so stop saying that. It
is a simple question. Who in America will want to work hard
at their jobs and become a multi-millionaire if their sons
and daughters will have to pay taxes on their big inheritances
when you die? I wouldn't, and I am a part-time free-lance
custodial-engineering consultant. I don't have a son, but
if I did I don't think he would want to work hard either.
Neither did anyone hanging out in front of the liquor store
yesterday, in an informal pole I took yesterday. I don't think
anyone else would either.
I would ask at the bus station if they would if I could,
but Mr. Hernandez-Garcia will not let me talk to the passengers,
which if he was a real American he would know is not harassing
By the way, I know that you are as glad as I am that Rush
Limbaugh is coming back although I should have replaced him
dammit. He has got an ear transplant of some sort, and a human
one too, so stop making those jokes. I thank God, who the
DemocRATS have not outlawed, that we live in a country where
Rush Limbaugh can get this operation because he is rich, and
not a communist country like Canada or Denmark, where any
just deaf person could get it with socialized medicine. Then
what would be their incentive for working hard and getting
a radio job where they could tell the truth about why Enron
is Ann Richards' fault? I ask you.
Instead, people laughed at Our Great President when he told
them it was all Ann Richards, just like they laugh at me at
the bus station when I come in with a black eye and cut lip
and tell them I fainted from a pretzel. But we will see who
I am sorry to say that Deputy Jack Oliver has not sent me
another e-mail and so me and the rest of the Republican team
leaders have no letters and phone calls we can spontaneously
make this week while pretending to be Democrats like we did
last week. But I am not the kind of person who needs to wait
around. I believe in action, as our great president does.
It is only a miracle that those pretzels did not bring this
nation an unspeakable tragedy, not that Dick Cheney in charge
is one, but you know what I mean. It is time we get our great
president Bush a safety helmet, and not just for pretzels
but for all snacks.
I went to Kinko's (see, I am too allowed in there) and put
a photo of our great president on two pieces of cardboard
with thsee words:
I have been wearing it front and back as a sign as I do my
work in the bus station and as I walk around the streets.
Secret Service Agent Brown laughed out loud in approval when
he saw it. I think he is embarrassed that the Secret Service
did not do more to protect George W. from the pretzel, as
he just laughs and waves me away when I try to talk to him.
I hope everyone who sees it will send money to the White
House so that he can have his snack safety helmet. I thought
of the idea so I shouldn't have to.
The only person who said anything bad is Mrs. Rosenfeld at
the Daisyview Trailer Park, who said, "Good thing they didn't
give him an ice cream cone. He'd have poked his fool eye out."
That is a horrible thing to say, and I am convinced she is
a Communist or something.
Enclosing let me say this. Support our great George W. Bush.
Just because he injured himself eating a pretzel is no reason
not to trust him with free trade authority. And Enron has
nothing to do with him so stop investigating. Amen.
Boudelang is a patriot and Republican Team Leader who does
not get drunk either so stop saying that. Send money for the
snack helmet or look for the man with the sign at the bus
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