Time with Bob Boudelang
"Enron Is Not Our Great President Bush's Watergate
So Stop Saying That!"
January 11, 2002
by Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
In the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that conservatives should have a voice on this website. So
here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot, with this week's
I wish Our Great President Bush would stand up just like Nixon and say "I am
not a crook," so this Enron mess would be settled once and
for all. Instead I suppose we can look forward to a dreary
drumstick of criticism from hysterical LIEberals and moderates.
Fortunately all of the American people can see through this,
except the Democraps, and socialists, and union bosses, and
trial lawyers, and enviro-whackos, and Femi-Nazis, and public
school pimps and gun grabbers, and Negroes, and Jews and Hispanish
and minorities and Gayo-Americans and all the rest of that
treasonous crew. They will go on pretending there is something
wrong about George Dubya taking money from his good friend
Ken Lay so that he could run for president and get elected,
if you don't count votes, which mean nothing.
So what if Enron executives met with Secretary of the Treasury
O'Neill and Secretary of Commerce Evans to discuss that they
were falling apart? I am sure they did not mention that it
was because they were crooks, which you cannot prove and not
just because all those documents were shredded.
Yes Enron was reporting earnings they did not have and not
reporting debts they did have but that is not a swindle so
stop saying that! It is the miracle of the free market. I'll
bet if you buy groceries that are rotten you complain about
that, too, instead of thanking God that you had the freedom
to buy those rotten groceries, unlike communist Sweden. Even
Lawrence Lindsey, Our Great President's Economic Advisor,
says that the collapse of Enron is "a tribute to American
capitalism" which does not make him some kind of nut.
Yes Wendy Gramm was on the board of directors, but that does
not mean she knew there was anything wrong, if there was.
And even if she did, I am sure she did not tell her husband
Phil and that he did not tell George Bush. Or Dick Cheney.
They were discussing the energy crisis in those secret meetings,
which was too real.
Yes, Enron raised prices in California to $12 a million Btus
for national gas when they were charging the rest of the country
$5 a million, and thank God they did. Otherwise, those wacky
Californios would not have realized they need more deregulation,
which they still don't understand, because of the price caps
which did not work. There was another reason the blackouts
ended which is as plain as the nose on my face so I don't
have to tell you what it is. But I am not making that up.
I blame Bill Klinton. After all, he was president before
Bush. And speaking of Slick Willy, did you see where two so-called
authors in "France" wrote a book saying that the September
11 happened because our Great President Bush threatened to
attack Afghanistan first over an oil pipeline? As if Our Great
President has any connection to the oil industry. They even
say that the Afghanistaniards offered to hand over Osama Bin
Laden instead and Bush turned them down.
How unAmerican can you get? Thank God we have a free press
in this country that will prevent this book from being published
Where would they get information like that anyway? I know
that it must be a lie, because George Bush did not tell them
that. He does not speak French. Enough of these "so-called"
scandals and the buttering bebops of negativity, as Spiro
Agnew (who was also not a crook) used to say when I was a
I was pleased to see that the Republicans are fighting back
by recruiting "team leaders" on the Internet, which I discovered
while webslurping at the library, which they cannot keep me
out of as tax dollars pay for it. We still have rights in
this country, despite the LIEberal tyranny of the ACLU.
I signed up, and I was pleased to already get an e-mail from
Jack Oliver, Deputy Chairman, RNC. It told me to complain
about Daschle. It said "Keep the pressure on him calling your
Democrat Senators, local talk radio, and writing to your local
editor to make sure Daschle stops stonewalling. Follow this
link to look up Democrat Senators, local talk radio and local
papers." Now they will know what people honestly feel from
their hearts thanks to Jack's letter. Here it is:
Congress is back to work and the partisan Democrats have picked
up exactly where they left off in December - stonewalling
critical legislation that helps America's families. Tom Daschle
still won't allow the Senate to vote on the President's Economic
Stimulus Package, regardless of the fact that it has bi-partisan
support. Even on Vote.com, 91% of Americans polled support
the President's plan to get the economy moving again.
Daschle couldn't stop the President from signing into law
the most comprehensive education reform bill in American history.
This bill makes states receiving aid accountable for their
students' levels of achievement.
the most recent articles we posted to GOPTeamLeader.com.
If you haven't an opportunity to read them, please take a
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to forward to your Team."
I wrote that word for word, and made sure to add at the end
"And I am not a Republican team leader," so they would be
thrown off the track. I was especially excited because at
the end of Jack's e-mail he said "Team Leaders, remember that
by recruiting 10 new Leaders, you get a 100% cotton Team Leader
hat; and with 15 new recruits, you will receive a personalized
photo of President Bush."
I would like to get those but I am worried that if there
are more team leaders around here they will take people from
my team. I am already having trouble getting people on my
team. Mr. Hernandez-Garcia just mumbles in Spanish when I
ask him anything, and he made me stop talking to people at
the bus station (and I don't really believe there were any
complaints). Secret Service Agent Brown just stared at me
when I asked him.
I would have asked Mr. Padnavatham, but truth be told, he
has kicked me out of the trailer park after I shot that hole
in his roof on New Years' Eve. What can you expect from someone
mired in the darkness of Hindu? It was just his superstition
that made him unaware that nobody can control how bullets
come down. Arjay would have told him as much, but he was not
there. As a result I had to move my trailer to the Daisyview
Park across town. It had got rusty (I wonder if I can sue
Mr. Padnavatham for that?) and the wheel fell off on the last
It is horrible to say, but I think the owner of the Daisyview,
Mrs. Rosenfeld, is a Jew, and not a good one like Ari Fleisher,
who is almost as good as if he was saved, but a Commie-Socialist.
She has wind chimes and a cat and listens to Natural Public
Radio and folk music all day.
We will see. Meanwhile just remember, George Dubya is NOT
a crook., It will all come out in the dirty laundry.
Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader, and damn proud of it,
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