Time with Bob Boudelang
"We Should All Be Thankful For George W. This
Thanksgiving and the War and Recession Are not His Fault,
So Stop Saying That!"
November 23, 2001
by Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
In the interests of fairness and impartiality, we've decided
that conservatives should have a voice on this website. So
here he is - Bob Boudelang, American Patriot, with this week's
Well another Thanksgiving holiday is here, when we remark
how good and grateful God is for having us Americans on this
planet we call the earth. Let us not forget when the Pilgrims
first came on shore at Valley Forge they would have starved
to death but God gave them the Indians who not only showed
them how to grow corn and hunt game and fish, but were easily
wiped out with guns which the Pilgrims had and the Indians
didn't because they were heathens. In gratitude the Pilgrims
instituted this great holiday that we celebrated yesterday.
As we look into our hearts and count our blessings this year
unless we are atheist Socialist Democraps, let us think this
year about all the things we all can be grateful for this
For one thing, we have the greatest President who did not
steal the election on earth. When will you get it through
your heads that votes don't count? It is the Electrical College
that decides the president, and no-one can prove Jeb had anything
to do with it. We can thank God that all those newspaper stories
saying otherwise were not read by anyone because of the plane
crash and the war. And that plane crash was just a routine
accident so there is nothing to worry about.
George W. is leading us all to a great new world of peace
and prosperity, although first he has to end the war against
evil and get out of the recession. As we know both the war
and the recession are the fault of Bill Clintoon who has not
been in office this year but laid the seeds in the past for
the failures now which are not George's. It is as clear as
can be, unless you are a dishonest DemocRat or Moderate.
We can be glad President Bush was not hurt when he was attacked
by that turkey the other day, and stop laughing. It was not
funny. That turkey could have been trained by Osama Bin Laden
himself to injure our great president or embarrass him in
public except hardly anyone paid any attention so stop laughing.
I think that great Patriot John Ashcroft and Tom Ridge, the
Director of Homely Security should investigate that turkey,
and I am not kidding. I wrote to tell them both, and I told
Secret Service Agent Brown that too. He is still investigating
the vandalism and threats by the cowardly Socialists.
Just this week I saw him comparing magic markers to the
vandalism on my locker at the bus station. I had posted the
picture and wrote on it "Thank God President Bush Was Not
Hurt." Well, you would not believe it, but some subversive
terrorist wrote a speech balloon so the turkey said, "Hey,
there's no nuts here!" which is not funny.
I am sure Agent Brown will soon track down who is behind
this. I would not be surprised if he knows who it is already.
It is important that we do thank God this Thanksgiving because
this week we are all just a little bit less safe, now that
there will be professional airport security instead of the
miracle of private enterprise like me. The day that President
Bush signed the bill was a dark day for America, and when
George W. said it would make holiday flying safer he was just
trying to put a brave face on things. It was not a lie, so
get that straight. He knows the airports would be safer with
private security like me but when can one man do against Democrap
and Moderate tyranny?
Meanwhile I have been let go from screening luggage for bombs
which is a relief, since I was tired of being accused every
time traveler's checks or a camera or a computer or a necklace
or a CD player or a tape recorder or a leather coat or cufflinks
or a Gameboy or earrings turned up missing in someone's suitcase.
I am a veteran of Grenada and a Purple Heart winner, and you
would think that would count for something, but I guess getting
shot in the ass by friendly fire for your country means nothing
anymore to our corrupt Democratic state government. I am not
bitter but dammit all to hell, I ought to be. Mark my words,
when they find out who did it which they won't, it will be
terrorists. And the police did not even hold me overnight,
so get that straight.
Anyway, we were all dismissed when the airport manager found
Mr. Washington asleep in the cocktail lounge Monday at lunch,
so it had nothing to do with me.
I am all caught up in rent at the trailer park now so Mr.
Padnavatham invited me to his double-wide for Thanksgiving
along with some old folks. All of the dishes we had had curry,
which gave me gas, but what can you expect from someone mired
in the darkness of Hindu, as Reverend Cloyd said. However,
Mr. Padnavatham would still not let me watch Fox News as he
wanted to watch the Macy parade instead. I have not told him
I have lost my other part-time job and will shortly fall behind
again so I did not argue. He deserves to enjoy himself once
without worrying, and this was it.
In years passed, I would go to eat on Thanksgiving with the
Free White Organization of God. Kenny's mom would make a turkey
and when she went to bed we could drink indoors if we were
quiet. But Kenny is still being the Ku Klux Klan and he and
I are on the outs. So after dinner I went to the woods east
of town to patrol all by myself and watch for terrorists and
not just sit in a hole in the ground and get drunk, so stop
saying that. It was cold but I had my new leather coat (which
I did too buy but lost the receipt). And as I slept I had
a dream of a new America.
It was an America where the racism of diversity and minorities
was nonexistent. Where veterans such as myself was honored
for our vigilance and duty, and cops could not take away our
guns just because a few streetlights was shot out. Where family
values was not menaced by the threat of Gayo-Americans having
special rights like everyone else. Where freedom was a word
and George W. was holding secret trials left and right without
this whining about civil liberties. Where the DemocRats gloomy
message of progress and tolerance was recognized as the Taliban
propaganda that it is. Where everyone was taught the truth
about the wrong side winning the Civil War and slavery had
nothing to do with it.
It was the country we used to be and will be again, where
everyone was responsible for themselves and there was no sniveling
about rich people and big corporations not paying taxes. Where
people came to their senses and realized pollution was harmless
and that envirowhackos was the real danger.
Where Alex Baldwin went to France like he promised and Danny
Glover went with him to wine and snivel about justice. Where
the colleges were not filled with intellectuals and students
but were places where patriotism is displayed openly. And
where the claws of the eagle of honor and courage never ran
but flew free forever around the world. And then this morning
I woke up and it was the same crap as ever. You can't win,
Boudelang is an American patriot who wishes you a Happy Thanksgiving
even if you are part of the tree huggers, the gays, the blacks,
the Pacifists, the femiNazis, the Hispanish, the Orientals,
the gun-grabbers, the union sympathizers, the LIEberals, the
moderates, the product safety people, the public school pimps,
the health nuts, the media, the economists, the intellectuals,
the Jews, the atheists, the ACLU or any of the rest of the
tiny leftish minority that is ruining this country for good
law-abiding people, You can't prove he didn't buy that coat.
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